Youth works at music store, decides to wish for a loving girlfriend. Bad move, sport.
a brief word with eric undead: other mommy (2026)
I don’t get out to the movies very often but I have two weeks in a row now. Last week I saw Resident Evil which I thought was great. Thus week I spent 40 bucks on a matinee and thought I would sum up my opinion in one concise word: terriblejessicachastainyoudeservebetter whatterriblecgigivemeabreakpeople
massage parlor murders (1973)
Men get rubbed off, women get rubbed out!
hokum (2026)
Adam Scott wears a beard and a raincoat. Says “hokum” like that’s a normal thing for an American dude to say.
prom night iv: deliver us from evil (1992)
One man bares ass! Another kills the wicked! Woman wears combat boots.
the eric undead crucible of shame 2: grindhouse 2wo (2017)
Eric Undead regrets EVERYTHING about this movie.
minnie’s midnight massacre (2026)
Kids dump the contents out of a backpack. Pay the price and that price is death.
joyride to nowhere (1977)
Two chicks steal car. Then steal another one: land in some big ass trouble.
blood star (2025)
Woman drives through desert, phone rings constantly, gets into big trouble.
terror at blood fart lake (2008)
Man pisses in gas tank. Flapper style character annoys Eric Undead to no end.