I don’t get out to the movies very often but I have two weeks in a row now. Last week I saw Resident Evil which I thought was great. Thus week I spent 40 bucks on a matinee and thought I would sum up my opinion in one concise word: terriblejessicachastainyoudeservebetter whatterriblecgigivemeabreakpeople
Kids dump the contents out of a backpack. Pay the price and that price is death.
Bad 80s party gets worse when everyone dies off screen deaths; a woman has scissors.
Woman consistently evades death. “No one has ever evaded death more than this woman” writes a local newspaperman, avoiding death.
Floating clothing does not make this effort wonderful.
Clown poops, uses feces as handwriting medium!
Angry bald man eats out of fridge! Remains angry!
Kissy kissy don’t be a sissy!
people do aerobics! die!
man’s testicles kill people, girlfriend enraged!