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night of the dead sorority babes (2025)

On November 2, 2026November 1, 2026 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED12 Comments

Tattooed women pledge sorority, encounter murder and uh eternal cannibal vampire sisters?

psycho 2 (1983)

On October 26, 2026October 21, 2026 By eric undeadIn RETROSPECTIVES14 Comments

Man comes home from prison stint! Has more women troubles!

the children (1980)

On October 19, 2026October 18, 2026 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED14 Comments

Mysterious fog causes kids to burn adults with their touch!

obsession (2026)

On October 12, 2026October 11, 2026 By eric undeadIn THEY ALMOST MADE IT TO THE HAPPY ENDING…20 Comments

Youth works at music store, decides to wish for a loving girlfriend. Bad move, sport.

a brief word with eric undead: other mommy (2026)

On October 9, 2026October 13, 2026 By eric undeadIn NOT MY FAVORITE19 Comments

I don’t get out to the movies very often but I have two weeks in a row now. Last week I saw Resident Evil which I thought was great. Thus week I spent 40 bucks on a matinee and thought I would sum up my opinion in one concise word: terriblejessicachastainyoudeservebetter whatterriblecgigivemeabreakpeople

massage parlor murders (1973)

On October 5, 2026October 4, 2026 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED13 Comments

Men get rubbed off, women get rubbed out!

hokum (2026)

On September 28, 2026September 25, 2026 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED17 Comments

Adam Scott wears a beard and a raincoat. Says “hokum” like that’s a normal thing for an American dude to say.

prom night iv: deliver us from evil (1992)

On September 21, 2026September 18, 2026 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED12 Comments

One man bares ass! Another kills the wicked! Woman wears combat boots.

the eric undead crucible of shame 2: grindhouse 2wo (2017)

On September 14, 2026September 8, 2026 By eric undeadIn ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF11 Comments

Eric Undead regrets EVERYTHING about this movie.

minnie’s midnight massacre (2026)

On September 7, 2026September 5, 2026 By eric undeadIn NOT MY FAVORITE18 Comments

Kids dump the contents out of a backpack. Pay the price and that price is death.

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