Mysterious fog causes kids to burn adults with their touch!
Category: AT LEAST THEY TRIED
massage parlor murders (1973)
Men get rubbed off, women get rubbed out!
hokum (2026)
Adam Scott wears a beard and a raincoat. Says “hokum” like that’s a normal thing for an American dude to say.
prom night iv: deliver us from evil (1992)
One man bares ass! Another kills the wicked! Woman wears combat boots.
joyride to nowhere (1977)
Two chicks steal car. Then steal another one: land in some big ass trouble.
blood star (2025)
Woman drives through desert, phone rings constantly, gets into big trouble.
mardi gras massacre (1978)
Man with the loudest voice in history offers evil women money in fifty dollar increments. Makes his getaway in a station wagon.
a night of horror volume 1 (2015)
Woman wakes up, walks around, gets killed. Something in there about some short films.
psycho sleepover (2008)
Man in his twenties wants to get first erection. He finally does! And dies.
bikini bloodbath carwash (2009)
Chef rises from the grave, makes soup!