One man bares ass! Another kills the wicked! Woman wears combat boots.
Category: AT LEAST THEY TRIED
joyride to nowhere (1977)
Two chicks steal car. Then steal another one: land in some big ass trouble.
blood star (2025)
Woman drives through desert, phone rings constantly, gets into big trouble.
mardi gras massacre (1978)
Man with the loudest voice in history offers evil women money in fifty dollar increments. Makes his getaway in a station wagon.
a night of horror volume 1 (2015)
Woman wakes up, walks around, gets killed. Something in there about some short films.
psycho sleepover (2008)
Man in his twenties wants to get first erection. He finally does! And dies.
bikini bloodbath carwash (2009)
Chef rises from the grave, makes soup!
the convent (2000)
Adrienne Barbeau returns to Eric Undead’s life! Yay!
the nun (2018)
Young lady takes blood into her mouth. Spits it. Wins.
fountaine and the vengeful nun who wouldn’t die (2021)
Eric Undead and Cinema Schminema tackle what is absolutely not an I instant classic.