I'm going to go with that poster because that's what they have on their IMDB page but I want you to know that this horrible and terrible knock off of The Nun has literally nothing to do with whatever they have going on up there. If anything this movie has something to do with painkiller …
In The Dawn, a father and husband murders his family with a hammer but one daughter escapes thanks to the help of a kindly and old Native American’s intervention. I just watched this yesterday and I honestly don’t remember why this old fellow is hanging around since I think the father guy is maybe American …
Hello! *Queues cheap gongs and xylophone sounds because we can’t afford a harp Today we are back and begin our newly-yearly event of cataloguing movies about nuns, whether the nuns are good or bad or whether the movies are shit or half fun. based on last year’s run I suspect they’ll probably be more of …
I think by the time this comes out out here this movie will have had come out last year so: another year and another one of these things. I know for the last three of these bags of shit I've griped and moaned like a whiny baby and yet I still keep watching them so …
At some point in the past in, I think, Wales, a man is accused of stealing something and stuck on a cross out in a field where crows eat his eyeballs and he starves to death - or so we’re told in the opening sequence write-over that had zero chance of ever making this movie …
Continue reading bride of scarecrow (2018) disgusting thing made of hay takes a lover!
I remember watching this movie on videotape back when I lived with my mom - I remember me and the boys were watching it for the horror aspect of it but also for the big Tawny Kitaen shower scene - because we were in our teens and no one had seen anything like that in …
Continue reading witchboard (1986): hardened construction worker learns how to love
Not that I ever do but I haven't done much any research on this thing and I don't know if this is well liked or not but I thought this was really sucky and man what a big step backwards here for Hartnett and Shyamalan. Maybe people love it and I am wrong as usual …
When we were in our late teens and early 20s we would go illegally buy beer and “wahoo” old tennis balls from the nearby tennis club and then go somewhere and drink beer and play “ home run derby” and see who hit the most balls - say - over that house across the street …
Ti West, we’ve come so far. From House of the Devil to In a Valley of Violence to this. Lest we forget your acting job in You’re Next. It seems you’ve covered the 1970s, the 1990s, the 1850s (maybe?) and now 80s LA. With X, your people were out at a farm making a porn …
Continue reading maxxxine (2024) michelle monaghan rolls down a hill!
Huh. I feel like I regularly start these out by asking a few questions and maybe I should try something new. I don’t want any reader to get tired of me out here and poo poo me away. So what can we do? What can we do? I’ll have to think about this in real …
Continue reading the last horror film (aka fanatic) (1982): sweaty man stalks leggy starlet!