When I first started this place my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to recreate a colossal fail we tried years ago on my previous site: a podcast. We recorded it one night and no one smoked anything or drank any beer and we decided to call it I GOT HIGH …
Three attractive women who work at a tv station head off to cover some sort of Bavarian carnival in Southern California. As soon as they get there they realize - “Fuck! There’s nowhere to sleep” so they head off to the next town and then the next before they are resigned to just sleep in …
FINALLY a movie about lumbago. I guess maybe there’s been some before but none are coming to mind. In this one, the girl from the remake of the Sabrina Teenage Witch gets old and develops crippling sciatica so she goes back in time to keep herself from working that job where she stands on her …
Happy New Year! Whee! Here’s to only great movies with excellent lighting!! Good riddance to bad rubbish like me old grandma used to say. Good things and good times! Whoo! Heres an excerpt from a conversation I had recently: “I watched VHS 85 last weekend.”“Was it any good?”“No. No not at all.”“Why did you watch …
**this is a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first-ish post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all (and, traditionally, not a good piece of writing), I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using …
How do I start this thing off right? In this thing a guy named Briskett gets lured to this good looking blond's family's house for Christmas dinner. Not surprisingly ----> they plan on eating him! WOO!! YES!! Score! Fuck yeah soldier! Rack em up and let's play again! Gimme some ribs! Air thrust air thrust! …
Yeah. Well. Poop. I mean. Yeah. I - have you -. Hmmm. I suppose every movie is someone’s favorite movie, right? The person that made it? The person that got their big break? The person that had to act like he or she is a smoker for that outside on the porch shot? The person …
By my tally I started this place about three years ago this month and I’ve enjoyed doing Christmas shit out here. I still haven’t saved enough money to actually manufacture and sell Film Miasma Christmas Cheer merch but I’m sure one day my ship will come in, right? One thing that I have cracked myself …
In honor of Thanksgiving - I present to you something about eating things, because that’s what Thanksgiving is about, right? Does anyone remember when the Germans went around eating everyone? Remember there were about four decades there after the last big war where this was a real problem and - in true Steven “Hey Man …
Huh. Well. It seems like a lot of people really like this movie. Of course, I just watched it and it just came out and I write so slow that it will probably take two months to publish this thing but this place gives me a chance to do some writing and try to keep …
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