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mercy christmas (2017)

On December 18, 2023December 17, 2023 By eric undeadIn FILM MIASMA CHRISTMAS CHEER10 Comments

How do I start this thing off right? In this thing a guy named Briskett gets lured to this good looking blond's family's house for Christmas dinner. Not surprisingly ----> they plan on eating him! WOO!! YES!! Score! Fuck yeah soldier! Rack em up and let's play again! Gimme some ribs! Air thrust air thrust! …

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christmassacre (aka secret santa) (2015)

On December 11, 2023December 10, 2023 By eric undeadIn FILM MIASMA CHRISTMAS CHEER12 Comments

Yeah. Well. Poop. I mean. Yeah. I - have you -. Hmmm. I suppose every movie is someone’s favorite movie, right? The person that made it? The person that got their big break? The person that had to act like he or she is a smoker for that outside on the porch shot? The person …

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mother krampus (2017)

On December 4, 2023December 2, 2023 By eric undeadIn NOT MY FAVORITE11 Comments

By my tally I started this place about three years ago this month and I’ve enjoyed doing Christmas shit out here. I still haven’t saved enough money to actually manufacture and sell Film Miasma Christmas Cheer merch but I’m sure one day my ship will come in, right? One thing that I have cracked myself …

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munich (2005)

On November 27, 2023November 26, 2023 By eric undeadIn RETROSPECTIVES4 Comments

In honor of Thanksgiving - I present to you something about eating things, because that’s what Thanksgiving is about, right? Does anyone remember when the Germans went around eating everyone? Remember there were about four decades there after the last big war where this was a real problem and - in true Steven “Hey Man …

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no one will save you (2023)

On November 20, 2023November 18, 2023 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED9 Comments

Huh. Well. It seems like a lot of people really like this movie. Of course, I just watched it and it just came out and I write so slow that it will probably take two months to publish this thing but this place gives me a chance to do some writing and try to keep …

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i eat bugs and rip your arms off. i’m renfield.

On November 13, 2023November 12, 2023 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED6 Comments

Let's just start this of honestly - I didn't love it. I wanted to, but I didn't. As much as I like Cage, I thought he was too hammy in this one which wasn't helped by a strange appearance he did on some talk show I never watch where he was acting uppity and wanted …

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the being (1981)

On November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 By eric undeadIn NOT MY FAVORITE18 Comments

Uh. I got really lucky recently - I kind of liked The Oracle and then I liked The Falling and lovely Amazon suggested another movie starting with the word “The” that they thought I’d like and it was this one and lightning didn’t strike for a third time. I am willing to bet that some …

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cobweb (2023) – a film miasma halloween special

On October 30, 2023October 29, 2023 By eric undeadIn HALLOWEEN SPECIALS12 Comments

I doubt the idea behind this post will work, mainly because I’m so lazy and slow but we’ll try and see what happens here in a sec and see if I can’t get this done by Halloween, if at all. But first a quick intro: Cobweb is a horror I saw people talking about on …

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cobra (1986)

On October 16, 2023October 15, 2023 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED13 Comments

I’ll get this off my hairy chest - I like Sylvester Stallone. I’m sure it goes back to my childhood experience with Rocky but I like Sly and won’t apologize. I don’t know why I feel obligated to say that but we have this very opinionated friend who comes over here and there and her …

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the falling (aka alien predator) (1986)

On October 9, 2023October 8, 2023 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED10 Comments

I don’t remember how this came around - I was probably loitering at the bowling alley or smoking behind the gas station or drinking beer on the roof of someone’s house and throwing bottle caps at cars or running naked through that bar that had two doors or stealing those old standup ashtrays from that …

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