Uuuhhhhmmmmmmm. The story of my life kind of goes like this: I’m sitting around minding my own business, trying not to bother anyone and I get in trouble and probably yelled at. Here’s an example - I’m living with my mom about 12 or younger and listening to (maybe) a Seals and Crofts record when …
A man screams as the car wash blades whip his disgusting skin! He is nude and covered in boils or bumps or something and he has long hair and is screaming his fucking brains out! Soon after, it appears, the man is clean and obscenely nude, walking through a room with his long penis dangling …
Continue reading the greasy strangler (2016) someone’s a farting bullshit artist
Have you ever heard of this movie from 1983? I think I saw it was 1982 in the credits but oh well OK IMDB whatever you say. But have you seen it? I never had but I've been watching a bunch of 80s movies over the last few months and this in all of its …
“He knows who you are and He knows who you did.” - inscription discovered etched in the plinth of an alabaster representation of Apu Punchau, year unknown. Pious words or a warning for generations to come? Ominous foreboding of the Harbinger of Sorrow? Or are they the words of The One Who Looks Both Ways? …
A woman awakes in the night screaming!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" She says! She calls someone on the phone! A man, in bed, reaches across his lady's sleeping form and answers a rotary phone. "Someone's going to die, I seen it!" screams the lady. "Go back to sleep you drunken old bag!" hisses the man on the other …
Please don’t ask me how long it took to make the image above. Thx, Management I don’t understand this movie. I don’t - well wait of course I understand it because I’m not a baby but I don’t get why anyone thought that - well wait we’re more positive now in 2024 so hooray and …
Continue reading sympathy for the devil (2023) mister mucous and his bag of boogers strike again
The other day I was watching The Hand That Rocks the Cradle for the first time in 30 years, admiring a young Rebecca DeMornay, when this fairly unattractive child appeared on the screen. Looking familiar, I looked her up to see if she had ever done anything else and, sure enough - she was the …
When I first started this place my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to recreate a colossal fail we tried years ago on my previous site: a podcast. We recorded it one night and no one smoked anything or drank any beer and we decided to call it I GOT HIGH …
Three attractive women who work at a tv station head off to cover some sort of Bavarian carnival in Southern California. As soon as they get there they realize - “Fuck! There’s nowhere to sleep” so they head off to the next town and then the next before they are resigned to just sleep in …
FINALLY a movie about lumbago. I guess maybe there’s been some before but none are coming to mind. In this one, the girl from the remake of the Sabrina Teenage Witch gets old and develops crippling sciatica so she goes back in time to keep herself from working that job where she stands on her …
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