The British fool Eric Undead again with another shit movie!
Tag: witches
season of the witch (1972)
Uuuhhhhmmmmmmm. The story of my life kind of goes like this: I’m sitting around minding my own business, trying not to bother anyone and I get in trouble and probably yelled at. Here’s an example - I’m living with my mom about 12 or younger and listening to (maybe) a Seals and Crofts record when …
the ones you didn’t burn (2022)
When I first started this place my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to recreate a colossal fail we tried years ago on my previous site: a podcast. We recorded it one night and no one smoked anything or drank any beer and we decided to call it I GOT HIGH …
consecration (2023)
One day I had a day off all to myself and decided to actually rent a new movie and lie there on the couch and watch it with my dogs and maybe fall asleep if I felt the need and all of that so I watched maybe 15 trailers and decided on this one which …
wicked lake (2008)
This movie is supposed to be about four hot chicks who go to a lake and get it on with each other and then are harassed by two different groups of men who want to have their way with them until they turn into witches and extract their revenge. That sounded promising and the movie even opened …
a double feature: the widow (2020) and sauna (2008)
{SCRZZZZZACK ZIIICCCCHHH SCRZZZZZK]: BOY DID I GET FUCKING FOOLED BY THE TRAILER ON THIS ONE. {SKKZZZZZZZZCCCCCCCHHHHKKKKK SCRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK ZZZZXKH] OOF That's an example of my face after watching this thing. A group of Russian - uh - well - some sort of Russian search and rescue squad get dispatched into the woods to find a missing …
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the curse of buckout road (2017)
Today we'll take a quick break from our ongoing look into the arcanum of slumber parties and sorority houses for something newer, be it the right decision or not - which, is probably not as we continue along here at this place. Notice please that the title on this movie poster differs from the title …
the reckoning (2020)
I suppose this could have crept into our witches in the woods offering a few weeks ago but - I'm too lazy to do any quick writing so, well, it didn't. Plus I started working on another multi-week project that I'm kind of proud of myself with but I still have a lot of polishing …
charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 4: the lords of salem
HMMMMM - how do we approach this thing? Is it good? Uh... Is it bad? Uh... How about this: How do you fuck up a horror movie? I can think of a couple of ways. One - you date its sister. A long time ago you, the brother and the sister all worked together as …
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charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 1: the vvitch
Winter is over! Well, maybe not. Spring is here! Oh wait. Not yet! Maybe? I don't reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyy remember but my grandma (not the Catholic one) (or the Baptist one) (the sperm giver's mom) used to tell me that this is the time of year when we kind of hope it stays cold and snowy because, …
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