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The Big Finish: Alucarda! Dark waters! Christiana, Devil Nun! Mary Mary Bloody Mary! Images in a Convent!
Today we wrap up our 2025 Evil Nun-O-Rama with reflections on four delicious sounding treasures our ancestors left for us to uncover - by a good friend of Eric Undead: The Devil’s DVD Bin! Bear witness in faded colors! Revel in the mysteries of the Dark Arts! Carnal knowledge and airplanes! And wonder as we …
story of a cloistered nun (1973)
A) I couldn’t find any resemblance of a decently sized poster of this without having to drag it out and make it blurry as shit so I commissioned Steve to make 8 of these and went with this one because obviously. This poster alone makes the viewer wonder: why is this nun cloistered? Is it …
the crucifixion (2017)
Remember when Xavier Gens came out with Frontier(s) and it was bloody and gross and kind of unique in its bloody and grossness and I remember kind of loving it but it’s been a long time so I can’t just stand by that but at one time I did so there’s that. And then he …
the dawn (2019)
In The Dawn, a father and husband murders his family with a hammer but one daughter escapes thanks to the help of a kindly and old Native American’s intervention. I just watched this yesterday and I honestly don’t remember why this old fellow is hanging around since I think the father guy is maybe American …
immaculate (2024)
Hello! *Queues cheap gongs and xylophone sounds because we can’t afford a harp Today we are back and begin our newly-yearly event of cataloguing movies about nuns, whether the nuns are good or bad or whether the movies are shit or half fun. based on last year’s run I suspect they’ll probably be more of …
the convent (2018)
My initial take while sitting through and thinking how this thing might have been made went something like this: We want a nun movie like those ones the Americans are making OK Since we're short on Euros re-use some of those old Game of Thrones sets ok This script is too talky, stick some demons …
bloody bloody bible camp (2011)
I don’t know if I should put this out there here ahead of time but I’d seen this one before, a couple of times, and I love it every time Note: I don’t know why I do but I just do and that’s all I’ve got. Will you? Who knows? It’s got the things you …
the parish (2019)
Part iii in the book of the bad nuns? 3 right? let me go check my library. Yes, "that’s correct my child” blesses my priest, anointing me with the blood of the savior. “Be saved.” He splashes me with blessed water. It burns my skin. “Be CLEANED!” He yells. “BE WASHED!” I’m not really sure …
st agatha (2019)
The Girls in the Hood are Always Hard Part 2: St Agatha set back in the 50s where a knocked up lady goes to live with some nuns in an old house with fancy wallpaper. She don't have no money and no place to go so these ladies of the cloth will take her in …
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