Eric Undead regrets EVERYTHING about this movie.
Tag: not very good
minnie’s midnight massacre (2026)
Kids dump the contents out of a backpack. Pay the price and that price is death.
stone cold fox (2025)
Youth runs away from home, steals money, outwits someone. Yay!
cruel summer (2021)
Bad 80s party gets worse when everyone dies off screen deaths; a woman has scissors.
the strangers chapter 2 (2025)
Woman consistently evades death. “No one has ever evaded death more than this woman” writes a local newspaperman, avoiding death.
trap (2024)
Not that I ever do but I haven't done much any research on this thing and I don't know if this is well liked or not but I thought this was really sucky and man what a big step backwards here for Hartnett and Shyamalan. Maybe people love it and I am wrong as usual …
letters to satan claus (2020)
It’s that time of year again! Yay! Gathering around and hanging out in the snow and toasting our nuts and warming cockles and opening presents and candy canes and cookies and ornaments and making dinner out of someone and sledding and tinsel and fun hats and snowmans and a warm fireplace and mittens and that …
muck (2015) sheeez
Remember the old days when you only had a couple of ways to watch something? (Many of you may not). There was the video store, local TV and maybe some cable or old timey satellite if you were lucky. Then we got Netflix DVDs and some streaming and iTunes was new. And improved! and gave …
die die delta pi (2013)
Given the course of human events, this movie should be something I absolutely love. Bad acting, topless chicks, loads of blood, bottomless chicks, bad acting and a lot of spanking. I feel that I tolerate a lot, as I bear witness on this page, and I can deal with the bad shit, but this movie…. …
the unholy (2021)
Coming hot on the tails of the less than fun or interesting The Seventh Day, Amazon figured I'd like this movie, I guess because I liked the last one so fucking much and Alexa cares about me. I do sometimes ask her why she hates me and she normally says I seem like a nice …