My initial reaction to starting this movie was whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat and then huuuuuuuuuuuuh and then I don’t think I’m going to like this and was about to just turn it off and go for something else and then something kind of funny happened so I stuck around and finished it and in my honesty I can’t …
Have you ever taken a final exam? Did you enjoy it? Did you spend hours preparing for it and then fully realize the ecstasy of fulfilling your planning and research in an orgiastic explosion of words and principles and thoughts and conclusions on paper? Did that happen to you? Were you finishing your calculations and …
*sincerest apologies to any Australians who might stop by this post [or anything I might write in general] In this Australian video feature from the late 80s, a bunch of Australians drive around for a while and then rent some boats to go to a beach to shoot a music video for one of the …
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A nun is called upon by a cop to interrogate a man who survived a cave-in at a Grotto who insists the nun is in league with or being harangued and followed by a demon thing that walks around convents in the background but also apparently lives in a cursed cave where people maybe …
Just look at that terrible poster and that’s not even one I did myself. Well, I did the landscape one for my WordPress theme but not the blue and white one above. Is that hallway supposed to be a guy’s mouth? No offense to anyone really but that looks pretty uh um not my favorite. …
I am not at all afraid to come out here and tell you I’m dumb and maybe I am or maybe I’m not but if you think so that’s ok and it won’t hurt my feelings because at least I try. So - are you old enough to remember the IMDB message boards? How about …
Uuuhhhhmmmmmmm. The story of my life kind of goes like this: I’m sitting around minding my own business, trying not to bother anyone and I get in trouble and probably yelled at. Here’s an example - I’m living with my mom about 12 or younger and listening to (maybe) a Seals and Crofts record when …
A man screams as the car wash blades whip his disgusting skin! He is nude and covered in boils or bumps or something and he has long hair and is screaming his fucking brains out! Soon after, it appears, the man is clean and obscenely nude, walking through a room with his long penis dangling …
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The other day I was watching The Hand That Rocks the Cradle for the first time in 30 years, admiring a young Rebecca DeMornay, when this fairly unattractive child appeared on the screen. Looking familiar, I looked her up to see if she had ever done anything else and, sure enough - she was the …
Happy New Year! Whee! Here’s to only great movies with excellent lighting!! Good riddance to bad rubbish like me old grandma used to say. Good things and good times! Whoo! Heres an excerpt from a conversation I had recently: “I watched VHS 85 last weekend.”“Was it any good?”“No. No not at all.”“Why did you watch …
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