A man screams as the car wash blades whip his disgusting skin! He is nude and covered in boils or bumps or something and he has long hair and is screaming his fucking brains out! Soon after, it appears, the man is clean and obscenely nude, walking through a room with his long penis dangling …
Continue reading the greasy strangler (2016) someone’s a farting bullshit artist
The other day I was watching The Hand That Rocks the Cradle for the first time in 30 years, admiring a young Rebecca DeMornay, when this fairly unattractive child appeared on the screen. Looking familiar, I looked her up to see if she had ever done anything else and, sure enough - she was the …
Happy New Year! Whee! Here’s to only great movies with excellent lighting!! Good riddance to bad rubbish like me old grandma used to say. Good things and good times! Whoo! Heres an excerpt from a conversation I had recently: “I watched VHS 85 last weekend.”“Was it any good?”“No. No not at all.”“Why did you watch …
By my tally I started this place about three years ago this month and I’ve enjoyed doing Christmas shit out here. I still haven’t saved enough money to actually manufacture and sell Film Miasma Christmas Cheer merch but I’m sure one day my ship will come in, right? One thing that I have cracked myself …
Uh. I got really lucky recently - I kind of liked The Oracle and then I liked The Falling and lovely Amazon suggested another movie starting with the word “The” that they thought I’d like and it was this one and lightning didn’t strike for a third time. I am willing to bet that some …
(the casual or discerning reader might be careful with this post) Once upon a time a man (or woman) was sitting in a cave there minding their own business when this thing crawled on them and he or she went UNK UNK INKIM OOM OOK OMK and touched it and the spider bit them and …
Bitch Slap. That movie that came out on DVD back when you had to upconvert DVDs to HD. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?! The barbarity. The movie that came out when you had to rent DVDs. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?? A lost time. Do you remember when they started using screens again and just photo-ing the …
Continue reading bitch slap (2009): green screens, decolletage and kevin sorbo’s head
In my limited view, to make a lot of organisms that can do certain things we call living, it requires something to come around and fertilize a seed. I’m not as stupid as I might say and know that isn’t the case for everything but for the purposes of today’s piece we’ll concentrate on something …
I started watching this thing when it first came out so over a year ago and it was so uninteresting that I quit it one night and really forgot about it until I was finishing up some ‘continue watchings’ so my OCD would shut the fuck up and there was this thing just sitting there …
feet. armpits. a couple of mustachioed men balancing on top of each other, skull to skull. loud germans - do you like these things? I would like the balancing guys but I really didn’t like this movie even if only one of those things really show up in here - the loud Germans part. Maybe …