British girls throw party, multiple people slain!
Tag: the girls in the hood are always hard
the crucifixion (2017)
Remember when Xavier Gens came out with Frontier(s) and it was bloody and gross and kind of unique in its bloody and grossness and I remember kind of loving it but it’s been a long time so I can’t just stand by that but at one time I did so there’s that. And then he …
the dawn (2019)
In The Dawn, a father and husband murders his family with a hammer but one daughter escapes thanks to the help of a kindly and old Native American’s intervention. I just watched this yesterday and I honestly don’t remember why this old fellow is hanging around since I think the father guy is maybe American …
immaculate (2024)
Hello! *Queues cheap gongs and xylophone sounds because we can’t afford a harp Today we are back and begin our newly-yearly event of cataloguing movies about nuns, whether the nuns are good or bad or whether the movies are shit or half fun. based on last year’s run I suspect they’ll probably be more of …
the bad nun 3 (2024)
Well dang, what a load of shite and bollocks and even some arse. I remember when this project started I watched the first one of these and my findings were that it was “fucking terrible” but the second one was slightly better with no French people peeing and minutes upon minutes spent focusing on a …
the grotto (2020)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A nun is called upon by a cop to interrogate a man who survived a cave-in at a Grotto who insists the nun is in league with or being harangued and followed by a demon thing that walks around convents in the background but also apparently lives in a cursed cave where people maybe …
bad nun: deadly vows (2019)
Oh boy. Here we are. Awwww shit. The sequel to the one that got me into this mess. A follow up to one of the poorer movies I've really ever seen. I honestly find it hard to believe that Bad Nun garnered enough interest or made enough money to warrant a sequel but here it …
st agatha (2019)
The Girls in the Hood are Always Hard Part 2: St Agatha set back in the 50s where a knocked up lady goes to live with some nuns in an old house with fancy wallpaper. She don't have no money and no place to go so these ladies of the cloth will take her in …
the bad nun (2018)
Someone might remember that I teased this concept / theme / exciting news several posts ago, or maybe not, who knows but my first movie into this nun project is some kind of mixture of carbonated horse pis - wait - no. “Tell me about your butthole,” says the psychologist, whispering, eyeing you. No that’s …
season of the witch (1972)
Uuuhhhhmmmmmmm. The story of my life kind of goes like this: I’m sitting around minding my own business, trying not to bother anyone and I get in trouble and probably yelled at. Here’s an example - I’m living with my mom about 12 or younger and listening to (maybe) a Seals and Crofts record when …
eric undead 