Well I guess I’m 50 years late to this party. Huh thanks for the invite. And I say that not out of spite or hurt feelings are really anything because this wasn’t that super like something I’ve been missing out on for 50 years but why wasn’t I invited well I guess no one will …
Continue reading the sentinel (1977): braless woman hurts neck, reads latin!
I remember watching this movie on videotape back when I lived with my mom - I remember me and the boys were watching it for the horror aspect of it but also for the big Tawny Kitaen shower scene - because we were in our teens and no one had seen anything like that in …
Continue reading witchboard (1986): hardened construction worker learns how to love
Ti West, we’ve come so far. From House of the Devil to In a Valley of Violence to this. Lest we forget your acting job in You’re Next. It seems you’ve covered the 1970s, the 1990s, the 1850s (maybe?) and now 80s LA. With X, your people were out at a farm making a porn …
Continue reading maxxxine (2024) michelle monaghan rolls down a hill!
Wow it’s been a minute since I covered a giallo. I used to watch these all the time but kind of forgot for some reason I guess hmmm I’m not sure why. I don’t think I’d ever heard of this one when it popped up in my life but here we are with our blue …
When I first started watching this I thought to myself ‘boy I hope I don’t hate David Dastmalchian too much” and then I didn’t and one day at work I was talking to this lady who also likes movies and I said the same thing and she was all “why don’t you like him?” and …
I always find it hard to write. FILED UNDER: I REALLY LOVED THIS MOVIE Well, kind of like David Carradine, that’s no way to go out so let me expand on that a little and apologies to any Carradines or members thereof except for Keith who still owes me money WITH INTEREST YOU SON OF …
Is this a movie about that final summer you spent in California back when you graduated high school and before college and before seriously having to work for a living to pay rent? Back when you were young and could actually do something like take two months off of work and real responsibilities and just …
Suitable. Flesh. Suitable. Flesh. Flesh. Suit. Suitable. Flesh. *drums fingers* *looks at clock* *rubs the back of neck* *inhales deeply* Remember when you lived with those two guys over there off 45th - remember the one I mentioned out here before where the guy spontaneously combusted out there by the grill and you didn’t know …
A woman awakes in the night screaming!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" She says! She calls someone on the phone! A man, in bed, reaches across his lady's sleeping form and answers a rotary phone. "Someone's going to die, I seen it!" screams the lady. "Go back to sleep you drunken old bag!" hisses the man on the other …
Please don’t ask me how long it took to make the image above. Thx, Management I don’t understand this movie. I don’t - well wait of course I understand it because I’m not a baby but I don’t get why anyone thought that - well wait we’re more positive now in 2024 so hooray and …
Continue reading sympathy for the devil (2023) mister mucous and his bag of boogers strike again
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