A) I couldn’t find any resemblance of a decently sized poster of this without having to drag it out and make it blurry as shit so I commissioned Steve to make 8 of these and went with this one because obviously. This poster alone makes the viewer wonder: why is this nun cloistered? Is it …
Have you ever made a student film? Have you ever made a student film about the making of a student film? Have you ever been to North Carolina? Have you ever randomly played peek a boo and hide and seek at a run down building in the middle of a travel scene? Have you ever …
I’ll get this off my hairy chest - I like Sylvester Stallone. I’m sure it goes back to my childhood experience with Rocky but I like Sly and won’t apologize. I don’t know why I feel obligated to say that but we have this very opinionated friend who comes over here and there and her …
How do I start off this piece about this strange movie? Do I say: OMFG! THISWASBALLSOUTAWESOME! Because it wasn’t really but I thought it was very pleasing and I liked several of the things they did in here. Do I need to remind anyone who dares to come here that I like movies like The …
Aside from holding the golden cup for BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its Film Miasma AwardTM and I totally loved it. As it goes, some wimpy kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete …
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