A terrible movie I hated.
Tag: eyeballs
blue eyes of the broken doll (1974)
Wow it’s been a minute since I covered a giallo. I used to watch these all the time but kind of forgot for some reason I guess hmmm I’m not sure why. I don’t think I’d ever heard of this one when it popped up in my life but here we are with our blue …
the convent (2018)
My initial take while sitting through and thinking how this thing might have been made went something like this: We want a nun movie like those ones the Americans are making OK Since we're short on Euros re-use some of those old Game of Thrones sets ok This script is too talky, stick some demons …
becky (2020)
I'm reposting this old thing because I just watched it again so I could be thorough and watched the sequel and we might as well keep things orderly plus we can see how far or worse I've become as a writer since early 2021. SPOILER: I’m not any better now. *** ** THIS POST IS …
the greasy strangler (2016) someone’s a farting bullshit artist
A man screams as the car wash blades whip his disgusting skin! He is nude and covered in boils or bumps or something and he has long hair and is screaming his fucking brains out! Soon after, it appears, the man is clean and obscenely nude, walking through a room with his long penis dangling …
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the last matinee (2020)
For this piece I'm going to try and write this entire thing without using the letter E (lower or upper). In this coming of age story - well oops I fucked that up. In The Last Matinee, a youngish girl gives her grandpa some relief by sitting in the projection booth of an old theater …
consecration (2023)
One day I had a day off all to myself and decided to actually rent a new movie and lie there on the couch and watch it with my dogs and maybe fall asleep if I felt the need and all of that so I watched maybe 15 trailers and decided on this one which …
eric undead 