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Category: NOT MY FAVORITE
killer workout (1987)
people do aerobics! die!
the scrotum (2019):
man’s testicles kill people, girlfriend enraged!
a nun’s curse (2019)
I’ve been getting a little behind on my movie watching due to having to work extra and a vacation but I am sitting in my doctors office waiting on the bastard and I can either watch reruns of The Waltons with nothing else to do so I am going to try something creative and start …
story of a cloistered nun (1973)
A) I couldn’t find any resemblance of a decently sized poster of this without having to drag it out and make it blurry as shit so I commissioned Steve to make 8 of these and went with this one because obviously. This poster alone makes the viewer wonder: why is this nun cloistered? Is it …
the crucifixion (2017)
Remember when Xavier Gens came out with Frontier(s) and it was bloody and gross and kind of unique in its bloody and grossness and I remember kind of loving it but it’s been a long time so I can’t just stand by that but at one time I did so there’s that. And then he …
curse of the nun (2018)
I'm going to go with that poster because that's what they have on their IMDB page but I want you to know that this horrible and terrible knock off of The Nun has literally nothing to do with whatever they have going on up there. If anything this movie has something to do with painkiller …
the dawn (2019)
In The Dawn, a father and husband murders his family with a hammer but one daughter escapes thanks to the help of a kindly and old Native American’s intervention. I just watched this yesterday and I honestly don’t remember why this old fellow is hanging around since I think the father guy is maybe American …
immaculate (2024)
Hello! *Queues cheap gongs and xylophone sounds because we can’t afford a harp Today we are back and begin our newly-yearly event of cataloguing movies about nuns, whether the nuns are good or bad or whether the movies are shit or half fun. based on last year’s run I suspect they’ll probably be more of …
V/H/S/BEYOND (2024)
I think by the time this comes out out here this movie will have had come out last year so: another year and another one of these things. I know for the last three of these bags of shit I've griped and moaned like a whiny baby and yet I still keep watching them so …
eric undead 