I remember - i don’t know if I’m right or not which is probably true about a lot but I remember when this came out that I don’t think a lot of people liked it. Note: I don’t really look at IMDB any more so I got this good or bad intel from some of …
Category: AT LEAST THEY TRIED
final summer (2023)
Is this a movie about that final summer you spent in California back when you graduated high school and before college and before seriously having to work for a living to pay rent? Back when you were young and could actually do something like take two months off of work and real responsibilities and just …
thanksgiving (2023)
I feel like I’ve been dogging on Eli Roth for most of my life and it all started when he tried to do acting in Inglorious Basterds. I liked Cabin Fever except for the parts he was in and liked Hostel except for his part but then I B came out and I started a …
the devil’s stomping ground (2023)
Have you ever made a student film? Have you ever made a student film about the making of a student film? Have you ever been to North Carolina? Have you ever randomly played peek a boo and hide and seek at a run down building in the middle of a travel scene? Have you ever …
st agatha (2019)
The Girls in the Hood are Always Hard Part 2: St Agatha set back in the 50s where a knocked up lady goes to live with some nuns in an old house with fancy wallpaper. She don't have no money and no place to go so these ladies of the cloth will take her in …
hell night (1981)
I can’t remember if I’d heard about this movie before? I feel like I remember it from when I was a kid but I feel like I wouldn’t have watched it because I was still in the throes of my Baptist and Catholic parents so The Exorcist was evil and vile and disgusting and Most …
suitable flesh (2023)
Suitable. Flesh. Suitable. Flesh. Flesh. Suit. Suitable. Flesh. *drums fingers* *looks at clock* *rubs the back of neck* *inhales deeply* Remember when you lived with those two guys over there off 45th - remember the one I mentioned out here before where the guy spontaneously combusted out there by the grill and you didn’t know …
screamtime (1983)
Have you ever heard of this movie from 1983? I think I saw it was 1982 in the credits but oh well OK IMDB whatever you say. But have you seen it? I never had but I've been watching a bunch of 80s movies over the last few months and this in all of its …
sympathy for the devil (2023) mister mucous and his bag of boogers strike again
Please don’t ask me how long it took to make the image above. Thx, Management I don’t understand this movie. I don’t - well wait of course I understand it because I’m not a baby but I don’t get why anyone thought that - well wait we’re more positive now in 2024 so hooray and …
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the ones you didn’t burn (2022)
When I first started this place my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to recreate a colossal fail we tried years ago on my previous site: a podcast. We recorded it one night and no one smoked anything or drank any beer and we decided to call it I GOT HIGH …
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