I think by the time this comes out out here this movie will have had come out last year so: another year and another one of these things. I know for the last three of these bags of shit I've griped and moaned like a whiny baby and yet I still keep watching them so …
At some point in the past in, I think, Wales, a man is accused of stealing something and stuck on a cross out in a field where crows eat his eyeballs and he starves to death - or so we’re told in the opening sequence write-over that had zero chance of ever making this movie …
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I remember watching this movie on videotape back when I lived with my mom - I remember me and the boys were watching it for the horror aspect of it but also for the big Tawny Kitaen shower scene - because we were in our teens and no one had seen anything like that in …
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I’ve always loved Carpenter’s movies - especially Assault on Precinct 13, Escape From New York and Prince of Darkness. Obviously Big Trouble in Little China is one of my favorite movies and The Fog and The Thing are way up there. I also liked In The Mouth of Madness and Vampires for the most part …
Smile 2 is upon us in the you don’t have to pay to see it aside from the normal subscriptions you already pay dearly for and this time the smile thing that takes over your body actually beams to you from your tv or tablet or phone or laptop or pedestal and monitor or that …
I'll start this one off by just flat out saying that I hated this movie almost from start to finish so if you like this one, just ignore this and don't block me if you already haven't. I've been blindly trying to weigh this on the scales of which I hated more - this or …
Not that I ever do but I haven't done much any research on this thing and I don't know if this is well liked or not but I thought this was really sucky and man what a big step backwards here for Hartnett and Shyamalan. Maybe people love it and I am wrong as usual …
In this movie a lumbering man is seen from behind, walking through the woods for maybe 45 of the first 70 minutes. It is not 45 minutes straight but 45 minutes here and there of him walking through the woods. It is clever - a take on the slow moving Jason Vorhees plodding along in …
What a beautiful thing, this one here. I read about this a few places here and there and everyone seemed to really like it which doesn't usually transfer over to things I necessarily like but I'll just come out and say that I loved this. I would also like to say that just looking at …
Well. I’m surprised I’ve never seen this before - this has all the potential epicness of a cheap late 70s slasher with sketchy acting, always and hopefully a middle aged man with an English accent, an Indian burial ground complete with relics, pop top beers and skinny dipping teens that are legal and older than …
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