I’ve been getting a little behind on my movie watching due to having to work extra and a vacation but I am sitting in my doctors office waiting on the bastard and I can either watch reruns of The Waltons with nothing else to do so I am going to try something creative and start …
Balding man nuts pants, farts!
A) I couldn’t find any resemblance of a decently sized poster of this without having to drag it out and make it blurry as shit so I commissioned Steve to make 8 of these and went with this one because obviously. This poster alone makes the viewer wonder: why is this nun cloistered? Is it …
I recently had a day off for a holiday and felt like something modern and this had made its way into the cheap rental section on Amazon so, even though everyone said it was as gross as they get, I was curious and wanted to get in on the fun and honestly it wasn’t too …
Remember when Xavier Gens came out with Frontier(s) and it was bloody and gross and kind of unique in its bloody and grossness and I remember kind of loving it but it’s been a long time so I can’t just stand by that but at one time I did so there’s that. And then he …
Well I guess I’m 50 years late to this party. Huh thanks for the invite. And I say that not out of spite or hurt feelings are really anything because this wasn’t that super like something I’ve been missing out on for 50 years but why wasn’t I invited well I guess no one will …
Continue reading the sentinel (1977): braless woman hurts neck, reads latin!
I'm going to go with that poster because that's what they have on their IMDB page but I want you to know that this horrible and terrible knock off of The Nun has literally nothing to do with whatever they have going on up there. If anything this movie has something to do with painkiller …
I think it is only right for me to start this off by saying that - and I willingly accept your growls and harrumphs and psshaws and middle fingers and up yours-s and eat shits and I understand I do I understand - but I really didn’t like Rosemary’s Baby. I thought it was totally …
Continue reading apartment 7a (2024) short woman hurts ankle, does laundry!
In The Dawn, a father and husband murders his family with a hammer but one daughter escapes thanks to the help of a kindly and old Native American’s intervention. I just watched this yesterday and I honestly don’t remember why this old fellow is hanging around since I think the father guy is maybe American …
Somewhere in the jungles of Los Angeles some primitive land where the indigenous have lived in happiness and peace away from the white slave traders and overlords, a group of cheerful folks with darker skin celebrate what appears to be a wedding. They drink some sort of clear liquid out of a bottle and dance …
Continue reading beyond evil (1980) tanned man refuses hocus pocus!