*sincerest apologies to any Australians who might stop by this post [or anything I might write in general] In this Australian video feature from the late 80s, a bunch of Australians drive around for a while and then rent some boats to go to a beach to shoot a music video for one of the …
I can’t remember if I’d heard about this movie before? I feel like I remember it from when I was a kid but I feel like I wouldn’t have watched it because I was still in the throes of my Baptist and Catholic parents so The Exorcist was evil and vile and disgusting and Most …
Have you ever heard of this movie from 1983? I think I saw it was 1982 in the credits but oh well OK IMDB whatever you say. But have you seen it? I never had but I've been watching a bunch of 80s movies over the last few months and this in all of its …
A woman awakes in the night screaming!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" She says! She calls someone on the phone! A man, in bed, reaches across his lady's sleeping form and answers a rotary phone. "Someone's going to die, I seen it!" screams the lady. "Go back to sleep you drunken old bag!" hisses the man on the other …
I’ll get this off my hairy chest - I like Sylvester Stallone. I’m sure it goes back to my childhood experience with Rocky but I like Sly and won’t apologize. I don’t know why I feel obligated to say that but we have this very opinionated friend who comes over here and there and her …
[insert The Matrix joke here, watch as your friends and random readers die laughing at your hysterical wit] [and charm] [and good looking facial features that cause other people’s bodies to perfume themselves in attraction] HAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS, RIGHT???!! OH GODDAMN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!! The Oracle!!! Christ!! Crap!! That’s funnier than when I got drunk and tied …
I like that poster - for one I think it’s very modern, meaning re- released with a new poster maybe, or it seems so compared to the other things I saw when I went looking for one. A lady in black and white, holding a book! Is she reading it or looking at the waiter …
So… yes… 1984 England… I am not sure what was going on in 1984 England (I can only assume The Queen was royally commanding her fiefdom to engage in 1} celebrations of my ascent into puberty and hornitude and 2} mandatory lockdowns) but whatever they were using to shoot this movie is pretty poor. The …
There's always something fun about watching something you haven't seen in 40 years. FORTY YEARS???? GODDAMN! I guess that is or probably could be a lie. Surely it was in my videotape collection back when we had shelves and trunks full of video tapes and surely I watched it. I mean - I had the …
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