An amazing epic of incredible scope! And ancient gods! And the P.E.N.I.S!
An amazing epic of incredible scope! And ancient gods! And the P.E.N.I.S!
I think by the time this comes out out here this movie will have had come out last year so: another year and another one of these things. I know for the last three of these bags of shit I've griped and moaned like a whiny baby and yet I still keep watching them so …
As we round out the year here at eric undead we figured what better way to celebrate - other than running naked down the street like my third grandma used to say I should do - but instead to watch something I once watched over a decade ago and see if I still liked it …
Huh. Since I’m all about honesty and fair play here and everywhere else I guess I can say I don’t get this French movie. I mean I watched it and understand what I saw and the linearness of how things unfolded and everything because I have eyes and short and long term memory and I …
I remember - i don’t know if I’m right or not which is probably true about a lot but I remember when this came out that I don’t think a lot of people liked it. Note: I don’t really look at IMDB any more so I got this good or bad intel from some of …
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh A nun is called upon by a cop to interrogate a man who survived a cave-in at a Grotto who insists the nun is in league with or being harangued and followed by a demon thing that walks around convents in the background but also apparently lives in a cursed cave where people maybe …
A couple of months before I started trying to write this piece, I threatened harangued mortified The Reader made the comment that one of the reasons I changed the name of this place was to take the “film” specification out of the title so I could blather on piss about drive you crazy keep my …