A woman awakes in the night screaming!! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" She says! She calls someone on the phone! A man, in bed, reaches across his lady's sleeping form and answers a rotary phone. "Someone's going to die, I seen it!" screams the lady. "Go back to sleep you drunken old bag!" hisses the man on the other …
FINALLY a movie about lumbago. I guess maybe there’s been some before but none are coming to mind. In this one, the girl from the remake of the Sabrina Teenage Witch gets old and develops crippling sciatica so she goes back in time to keep herself from working that job where she stands on her …
I have never shied away from my dislike of infants - or even toddlers. I don’t know why - maybe it’s from all the filthy diapers I changed with my brother or how much my cousin cried incessantly and constantly for hours and hours and hours straight when she was getting her teeth but I …
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