Drunk man shits pants, fights vampires!
Tag: poop
the greasy strangler (2016) someone’s a farting bullshit artist
A man screams as the car wash blades whip his disgusting skin! He is nude and covered in boils or bumps or something and he has long hair and is screaming his fucking brains out! Soon after, it appears, the man is clean and obscenely nude, walking through a room with his long penis dangling …
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babylon: the movie
When I first heard about this thing I had no interest in ever seeing it - from the guy who did La La Land (a movie I would presume I'd hate [because I don't like musicals])) even though I like Vrad Pitt and for the most part Margo Robbie so I never watched it because …
(the) howling (7): new moon rising (mystery woman) (1995)
Well - woah. Aside from my writing, it's hard to imagine how bad something can come to be - especially this movie. I don't really even know how to start this piece so let's try and piece this puzzle together, shall we? This awful thing takes place in and around a bar and hotel in …
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fear street: 1978 (2021)
What are we doing today? AAAHHH Fear Street 2 - the one in the 70s! This should be right up my poop chute, yes? Can I say that? Poop chute? I did do something recently where I tried to reintroduce the act of Goosing to a new generation of Good and Curious souls - I …
eric undead 