A lonely accountant becomes: the dark angel of sin!
Tag: not great
night of the bastard (2022)
My initial reaction to starting this movie was whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat and then huuuuuuuuuuuuh and then I don’t think I’m going to like this and was about to just turn it off and go for something else and then something kind of funny happened so I stuck around and finished it and in my honesty I can’t …
suitable flesh (2023)
Suitable. Flesh. Suitable. Flesh. Flesh. Suit. Suitable. Flesh. *drums fingers* *looks at clock* *rubs the back of neck* *inhales deeply* Remember when you lived with those two guys over there off 45th - remember the one I mentioned out here before where the guy spontaneously combusted out there by the grill and you didn’t know …
man cuts off woman’s face, wears it around town: texas chainsaw massacre (2021)
I suppose it's obligatory to post this blurb - I don't know that much about this franchise. Really. I don't remember how or when I saw the first one but I was a little kid and it scared the shit out of me - really, I might have shit myself that night. The guy dancing …
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the victim (2011)
Sheesh. I remember when this thing first came out - I think it was one of the first movies I ever watched on my iPad back when it was AppleTV (I think) and I had NOTHING to do at my old job so I started fucking off and watching TV during my extensive downtime. NOTE: …
eric undead 