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longlegs (2024)
Longlegs, you son of a bitch, I had such hopes for you. I unashamedly love Nic Cage and Maika Monroe can really wet my whistle and in general I think Oz Perkins makes sound movies (I quite liked Gretel and Hansel) and the blurbs and bites made this sound like it was going to scare …
arcadian (2024)
Arcadian. Arcadian… Arcadia. Hmmmm. *Adjusts glasses. *Consults The Eric Undead Record of Things. *Goes for a walk and sits on a park bench admiring nature. *Itches various parts of body. *Returns to desk and takes ink pen in hand. *Transcribes thoughts. Remember when you were a heavy one after another chain smoker lighting new ones …
sympathy for the devil (2023) mister mucous and his bag of boogers strike again
Please don’t ask me how long it took to make the image above. Thx, Management I don’t understand this movie. I don’t - well wait of course I understand it because I’m not a baby but I don’t get why anyone thought that - well wait we’re more positive now in 2024 so hooray and …
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i eat bugs and rip your arms off. i’m renfield.
Let's just start this of honestly - I didn't love it. I wanted to, but I didn't. As much as I like Cage, I thought he was too hammy in this one which wasn't helped by a strange appearance he did on some talk show I never watch where he was acting uppity and wanted …
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the strange color of your body’s tears (2013)
Well. Here we are with this. When I first queued this up to watch at some point in the future of that time in the past when I was queueing up things to watch, this Giallo homage promised a sleek and updated return to the twisty and weirdness of those 70s movies complete with some …
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a film miasma consideration: willy’s wonderland and pig
Obviously you can say or write whatever you want about Nic Cage - that's your prerogative and it's really none of my my fucking business. I mean, I guess if I hear or read it than it becomes kind of my business but it's not my business about your feelings or conceptions and I'll probably …
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