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the falling (aka alien predator) (1986)
I don’t remember how this came around - I was probably loitering at the bowling alley or smoking behind the gas station or drinking beer on the roof of someone’s house and throwing bottle caps at cars or running naked through that bar that had two doors or stealing those old standup ashtrays from that …
all jacked up and full of worms (2020)
(the casual or discerning reader might be careful with this post) Once upon a time a man (or woman) was sitting in a cave there minding their own business when this thing crawled on them and he or she went UNK UNK INKIM OOM OOK OMK and touched it and the spider bit them and …
nobody sleeps in the woods tonight part 2 (2021)
Hey hey! Cheers cheers! Pip pip! Here here! Have any of you seen these two movies? I don't feel like I've seen anyone cover these on the blogs I look at. How is your short term memory? Do you remember recently when I talked about the first one of these? I watched it, sat on …
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nobody sleeps in the woods tonight (2020)
1 ) I thought this movie was all sorts of fun. Can I say it was 'fun as fuck'? I can - because it's my place! Was it as fun as, say, fucking? Maybe not buuuuuttttt depending on who' s doing the majority of the work, it is probably a lot less taxing but - …
only god forgives (2013)
oh god damn how I hate this movie. I can't stress how much I hate the pretentiousness this movie oozes. I hate the colors, I hate the constant staring. I hate the acting, I hate the score, I hate the costumes and I hate that a ton of people love this (or did at least …
eric undead 