Well I guess I’m 50 years late to this party. Huh thanks for the invite. And I say that not out of spite or hurt feelings are really anything because this wasn’t that super like something I’ve been missing out on for 50 years but why wasn’t I invited well I guess no one will …
Continue reading the sentinel (1977): braless woman hurts neck, reads latin!
What a beautiful thing, this one here. I read about this a few places here and there and everyone seemed to really like it which doesn't usually transfer over to things I necessarily like but I'll just come out and say that I loved this. I would also like to say that just looking at …
When we were in our late teens and early 20s we would go illegally buy beer and “wahoo” old tennis balls from the nearby tennis club and then go somewhere and drink beer and play “ home run derby” and see who hit the most balls - say - over that house across the street …
Just look at that terrible poster and that’s not even one I did myself. Well, I did the landscape one for my WordPress theme but not the blue and white one above. Is that hallway supposed to be a guy’s mouth? No offense to anyone really but that looks pretty uh um not my favorite. …
I doubt the idea behind this post will work, mainly because I’m so lazy and slow but we’ll try and see what happens here in a sec and see if I can’t get this done by Halloween, if at all. But first a quick intro: Cobweb is a horror I saw people talking about on …
Continue reading cobweb (2023) – a film miasma halloween special
Hey! Paranormal Activity 2! Hey hey! Hey look! The baby isn't in the mirror in the movie poster! God damn! What's going on there? Everything's going apeshit! MM HMMM MMM HMMMM! Right? Maybe? I guess! Maybe we'll get to the technical aspects of this in a few minutes. I'm having trouble typing this up since …
Today we present Part 1 of our investigative series into the strange, mystic and often terrifying events surrounding the production of this and other movies with titles that follow the same naming convention - - as well as the SORDID AND OBSCENE BACCHANALIA SURROUNDING THEM!!! OMG! What were you doing in 2007? Were you even …
Continue reading a film miasma expose part one: paranormal activity (2007)
However many weeks ago, I was minding my own fucking business and reading some blogs - where most people might physically read them - ahem - and I saw a bunch or a few people post about this thing. My first thought was - what the fuck is this and what's with the shitty font …
First off I would like to put on the record that the 'featured image' for this theme is a landscape picture I found out there involved with this movie and I threw my own title on it - so that's not their font or log line. Second, since the posters I could find to go …
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