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the last horror film (aka fanatic) (1982): sweaty man stalks leggy starlet!
Huh. I feel like I regularly start these out by asking a few questions and maybe I should try something new. I don’t want any reader to get tired of me out here and poo poo me away. So what can we do? What can we do? I’ll have to think about this in real …
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the ice cream truck (2017)
I am not at all afraid to come out here and tell you I’m dumb and maybe I am or maybe I’m not but if you think so that’s ok and it won’t hurt my feelings because at least I try. So - are you old enough to remember the IMDB message boards? How about …
from the intern’s table: the culling (2015)
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: WE'VE GIVEN OUR INTERN A TABLE. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT AT IT. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT IT. IT IS ONLY ALLOWED TO WORK. IT IS ALLOWED NO BREAKS AND IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE BUT IT HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE THE TEAM HERE.] In this movie, …
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nobody sleeps in the woods tonight part 2 (2021)
Hey hey! Cheers cheers! Pip pip! Here here! Have any of you seen these two movies? I don't feel like I've seen anyone cover these on the blogs I look at. How is your short term memory? Do you remember recently when I talked about the first one of these? I watched it, sat on …
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nobody sleeps in the woods tonight (2020)
1 ) I thought this movie was all sorts of fun. Can I say it was 'fun as fuck'? I can - because it's my place! Was it as fun as, say, fucking? Maybe not buuuuuttttt depending on who' s doing the majority of the work, it is probably a lot less taxing but - …
v/h/s 94 (2021) and 10/31 2 (2019)
Here we are and it's inching closer and closer to Halloween - I'm sure nobody even noticed or registered or cared or remembered that I'm working on a big post for the 31st. And, even if I do get it finished, it looks like it might be even longer than my usual shit so, if …
i came to boogie part 1: the slumber party massacre
All right! Here we go! It's summer where I live and that means the sun is out --> it's fucking hot, most kids don't have to get up every morning and go to school and it's time for swimming, Making It and the obligatory slumber party. Oh but wait, I suppose I should get this …
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