HO HO HO HO HO HO WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT THIS WAS!
Tag: CRAP
V/H/S/BEYOND (2024)
I think by the time this comes out out here this movie will have had come out last year so: another year and another one of these things. I know for the last three of these bags of shit I've griped and moaned like a whiny baby and yet I still keep watching them so …
to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
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v/h/s 99 (2022)
I don’t think it’s a lie to say that I’ve set the bar pretty low for movie writin’ about, for point making or even for the use of punctuation, but this is my place so I can say what I wanno and have a beer and a cigar and get distracted and go play with …
the ghosts of borley rectory (2021)
Last Halloween I took it upon myself to watch a bunch of shitty Halloween themed movies and write about them and somehow I came across something about the legend of this guy called Halloween Jack or something I hated and it was a real chore and I called it an E.A.T.S.H.I.T. movie but I moved …
howling 4: the original nightmare (1988)
When I embarked on this great adventure, I really thought I'd seen this thing. In '88 I still lived with my mom and while I did have my own room I slept out on the couch where I could watch TV all night because those were the days and the one I had in my …
+ 1 (2013)
I think it was - or at least we think - that Thales (Greek guy) (you remember him right) was the first one to ever ask "If you were to meet another you, would you go ahead and just fucking kill your copy or go make out with it like some horny teen version of …
the lobster (2015)
The other day when I was looking for something to watch I came across this thing. I had never seen it and the only thing I knew about it was where I read someone (I honestly don't remember who or when) but (I think) it was someone I like and respect and they (I'm pretty …
i came to boogie part 7: slumber party massacre (2021)
WOW - this movie really stunk. And before you silently judge me, it's not because there were no boobs - there were a few sets of them - they were man boobs and it's not because of that. I AM a man who likes the female figure - I do - I have my whole …
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get into the octagon 2: the last duel (2021) v the last son (2021)
Just look at that wicked new title card the FX people here at Film Miasma put together for this epic event. Fuck yeah! We rock! God damn! I didn't know if I'd ever do another one of these but I have some free time to kill and Mrs Film Miasma is out of town so …
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