HO HO HO HO HO HO WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT THIS WAS!
Tag: bullshit
bride of scarecrow (2018) disgusting thing made of hay takes a lover!
At some point in the past in, I think, Wales, a man is accused of stealing something and stuck on a cross out in a field where crows eat his eyeballs and he starves to death - or so we’re told in the opening sequence write-over that had zero chance of ever making this movie …
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the eric undead crucible of shame: house of screaming glass (2024)
(There is a NSFW picture in this post) Today I am introducing a new feature that hopefully I don’t have to invoke very often but it is the Eric Undead Crucible of ShameTM where my body might need purification after sitting through something I found very unpleasant. And I don’t mean unpleasant like it was …
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the strange color of your body’s tears (2013)
Well. Here we are with this. When I first queued this up to watch at some point in the future of that time in the past when I was queueing up things to watch, this Giallo homage promised a sleek and updated return to the twisty and weirdness of those 70s movies complete with some …
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antlers (2021)
SPOILERS SPOILERS Well shit. I feel like the first trailer for this excellent and creepy AF looking movie came out at my old job - like maybe in 2018 or so? It looked so bad ass and maybe we’d get something sooooooo good for the first time in a long time and was this by …
a couple of turds for your halloween basket: the stay awake (1987) and bikini girls on ice (2009)
Well, it's almost the big night! Will I have my big post I've been threatening people about ready? Knowing me - probably not. It's almost done but I have to finish it. And --> I'm so fucking slow, so there's that. Most importantly, I would like to call recognition to myself for putting the word …
the owners (2020)
Here we are in October and - hrmmm - this is Halloween month and it's every little horror blog's desire to do something wonderful for the big scare night, right? One time in another blog life I did all of the Night ofs and Return ofs and Days of the Living Dead and that about …
closets (2010)
I first heard about this motherfucker movie over at my friend Cinema Schminema’s “FIRST FIVE” feature years and years ago… I don't think she checks or updates that site anymore but it's worth a try.... It’s so funny because she couldn’t finish it and a couple of months later I was in the grocery store, …
see jane run (2007)
I'd like to go on the record and state that this movie sucks. I try so very hard to defend things - usually things that can't defend themselves - mostly people though, not movies but I guess but this is a movie blog so we'll stick to that. There's a piece of my heart I …
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