All right! Here we go! It's summer where I live and that means the sun is out --> it's fucking hot, most kids don't have to get up every morning and go to school and it's time for swimming, Making It and the obligatory slumber party. Oh but wait, I suppose I should get this …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 1: the slumber party massacre
As these things go, I was poking around, looking for something to watch, trying not to bother anyone and came across this thing about some girl who finds her dead dad's audio tapes and goes about saving the world from something. The trailer looked cool and the setting looked nice (I've actually been there [Leadville, …
We don't normally go looking for 1990's movies with Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid out here at Film Miasma - this place is mostly devoted to horror - but someone went looking for something to watch the other day and it seems that someone's father-in-law selected the wrong Amazon profile to do his own movie …
Wow - you probably can't get away with that quote on that poster these days. Time to cancel Ain't It Cool News, huh? Sensitive fuckers. More importantly - have you ever seen a movie that you felt like was just made just for you? Not really anyone else but maybe just you and a couple …
I have never made one single, feeble attempt to hide the fact that I have always been a big fan of chicks - especially those ladies I grew up looking at when I wasn't supposed to be old enough to (fucking U.S. prudes) so I just want to get this out of the way before …
I’m not totally sure what there is to say about this thing. The premise? A bunch of obese men are in a reality TV contest to see who can lose the most weight and win 1 million dollars. As they barely try to compete, some guy eats some shit, another guy fantasizes about a shirtless …
HMMMMM - how do we approach this thing? Is it good? Uh... Is it bad? Uh... How about this: How do you fuck up a horror movie? I can think of a couple of ways. One - you date its sister. A long time ago you, the brother and the sister all worked together as …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 4: the lords of salem
For those of you have have never let yourself in to have a look around and hopefully not steal any of my belongings, there is a tab on this theme called 'the team'. The Team currently consist of myself and yet to announce herself via posting - JB - who may or may not still …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 3: the blair witches
Winter is over! Well, maybe not. Spring is here! Oh wait. Not yet! Maybe? I don't reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyy remember but my grandma (not the Catholic one) (or the Baptist one) (the sperm giver's mom) used to tell me that this is the time of year when we kind of hope it stays cold and snowy because, …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 1: the vvitch
I don't know what's harder - or more time consuming - watching a movie and finding the time to try and write something good stinking crap decent words about it or having to make my own 'landscape' posters for these older movies for the featured images at the top of this theme. I didn't make …
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