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the hitchhikers (1972)
Man finishes! Woman runs away barefoot!
The Big Finish: Alucarda! Dark waters! Christiana, Devil Nun! Mary Mary Bloody Mary! Images in a Convent!
Today we wrap up our 2025 Evil Nun-O-Rama with reflections on four delicious sounding treasures our ancestors left for us to uncover - by a good friend of Eric Undead: The Devil’s DVD Bin! Bear witness in faded colors! Revel in the mysteries of the Dark Arts! Carnal knowledge and airplanes! And wonder as we …
death game (1977)
I'll start this one off by just flat out saying that I hated this movie almost from start to finish so if you like this one, just ignore this and don't block me if you already haven't. I've been blindly trying to weigh this on the scales of which I hated more - this or …
titane (2021)
Huh. Since I’m all about honesty and fair play here and everywhere else I guess I can say I don’t get this French movie. I mean I watched it and understand what I saw and the linearness of how things unfolded and everything because I have eyes and short and long term memory and I …
sister wrath (aka nun of that) (2008)
OR! If you like: After three movies at around six hours of - ahem - stolid nuns killing people or making you shush your lips or even spitting chewed up food into your mouth, Sister Wrath arrived and started of with a bang of a krunking - is that even a word - a nun …
the greasy strangler (2016) someone’s a farting bullshit artist
A man screams as the car wash blades whip his disgusting skin! He is nude and covered in boils or bumps or something and he has long hair and is screaming his fucking brains out! Soon after, it appears, the man is clean and obscenely nude, walking through a room with his long penis dangling …
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munich (2005)
In honor of Thanksgiving - I present to you something about eating things, because that’s what Thanksgiving is about, right? Does anyone remember when the Germans went around eating everyone? Remember there were about four decades there after the last big war where this was a real problem and - in true Steven “Hey Man …
all jacked up and full of worms (2020)
(the casual or discerning reader might be careful with this post) Once upon a time a man (or woman) was sitting in a cave there minding their own business when this thing crawled on them and he or she went UNK UNK INKIM OOM OOK OMK and touched it and the spider bit them and …
these bears shit in the woods
I really struggled with what to name this piece. What I used or “The Cocaine Bear and Friends Variety Hour”. I struggled with whether or not you would be looking at this during a job interview or maybe even a parole hearing so I didn’t want the word ‘cocaine’ flying across your screen like some …
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