I’ve been reading but haven’t done one of these in a while so here goes. Mi mi mi mi cough cough ahem ahem When I was traveling to New Jersey (that forsaken hole) I would fly in and over New York and see the Statue of Liberty and that was real nice and fun and …
I think anthology movies are good concepts with the exception of the last four VHS movies which I’ve truly hated almost all of their guts so this new holiday one which reminds me of an older holiday one that I don’t remember the name of but I don’t remember liking it very much either. I …
Just look at those two fake arms in that picture. I mean everything's fake but for real. Last year around this time I talked about a terrible British movie called Mother Krampus that truly sucked so I was really ready for this sequel because it had to have made a lot of money to merit …
It’s that time of year again! Yay! Gathering around and hanging out in the snow and toasting our nuts and warming cockles and opening presents and candy canes and cookies and ornaments and making dinner out of someone and sledding and tinsel and fun hats and snowmans and a warm fireplace and mittens and that …
Huh. Since I’m all about honesty and fair play here and everywhere else I guess I can say I don’t get this French movie. I mean I watched it and understand what I saw and the linearness of how things unfolded and everything because I have eyes and short and long term memory and I …
That's a real word - I looked it up! I don't know if my mind will turn to putting a picture of the lady covered in snails in this post but who ever knows what's going to happen here but there's an extended scene in this one where a lady is covered in snails from …
Continue reading aenigma (1987) – how is your molluscophobia?
When Amazon first started recommending this for me to watch I was sure I’d seen it before - a cult classic - it is described - about some kid seeing something awful in some mirror and I really thought I knew it but in the end I guess I didn’t and now I’ve seen a …
Wow it’s been a minute since I covered a giallo. I used to watch these all the time but kind of forgot for some reason I guess hmmm I’m not sure why. I don’t think I’d ever heard of this one when it popped up in my life but here we are with our blue …
Huh. I. Hmmm. Well. I. The first thoughts that came to mind when I was watching this the other day were “what is this load of bung” but now it’s been a couple of days and the day I’m writing this I’m sitting in a hotel room in a place called Missouri and while this …
My initial reaction to starting this movie was whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat and then huuuuuuuuuuuuh and then I don’t think I’m going to like this and was about to just turn it off and go for something else and then something kind of funny happened so I stuck around and finished it and in my honesty I can’t …
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