I think it is only right for me to start this off by saying that - and I willingly accept your growls and harrumphs and psshaws and middle fingers and up yours-s and eat shits and I understand I do I understand - but I really didn’t like Rosemary’s Baby. I thought it was totally …
Continue reading apartment 7a (2024) short woman hurts ankle, does laundry!
In The Dawn, a father and husband murders his family with a hammer but one daughter escapes thanks to the help of a kindly and old Native American’s intervention. I just watched this yesterday and I honestly don’t remember why this old fellow is hanging around since I think the father guy is maybe American …
Somewhere in the jungles of Los Angeles some primitive land where the indigenous have lived in happiness and peace away from the white slave traders and overlords, a group of cheerful folks with darker skin celebrate what appears to be a wedding. They drink some sort of clear liquid out of a bottle and dance …
Continue reading beyond evil (1980) tanned man refuses hocus pocus!
Hello! *Queues cheap gongs and xylophone sounds because we can’t afford a harp Today we are back and begin our newly-yearly event of cataloguing movies about nuns, whether the nuns are good or bad or whether the movies are shit or half fun. based on last year’s run I suspect they’ll probably be more of …
Normally when I see the Troma skyline come across the beginning of the movie I generally just skip it. They’re not really things I like, such as my indifference to soccer or hockey, life will go on without them. I guess this popped up because of that Fanatic movie I watched with sweaty Joe Spinell …
I think by the time this comes out out here this movie will have had come out last year so: another year and another one of these things. I know for the last three of these bags of shit I've griped and moaned like a whiny baby and yet I still keep watching them so …
At some point in the past in, I think, Wales, a man is accused of stealing something and stuck on a cross out in a field where crows eat his eyeballs and he starves to death - or so we’re told in the opening sequence write-over that had zero chance of ever making this movie …
Continue reading bride of scarecrow (2018) disgusting thing made of hay takes a lover!
I remember watching this movie on videotape back when I lived with my mom - I remember me and the boys were watching it for the horror aspect of it but also for the big Tawny Kitaen shower scene - because we were in our teens and no one had seen anything like that in …
Continue reading witchboard (1986): hardened construction worker learns how to love
I’ve always loved Carpenter’s movies - especially Assault on Precinct 13, Escape From New York and Prince of Darkness. Obviously Big Trouble in Little China is one of my favorite movies and The Fog and The Thing are way up there. I also liked In The Mouth of Madness and Vampires for the most part …
Smile 2 is upon us in the you don’t have to pay to see it aside from the normal subscriptions you already pay dearly for and this time the smile thing that takes over your body actually beams to you from your tv or tablet or phone or laptop or pedestal and monitor or that …
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