As we interlude once more from our "witches who want to cut off your head and eat it in a pie" series, I wonder how many of the readers of this place have ever eaten bacon?slept in a tent?had a beer?pooped outside?encountered a real, live goatman?been at the zoo and standing in front of a …
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Well, here's Part 2 of our Spring Witches collection for 2021 and I don't think I have anything insightful or witty to go on about like I did last time, although I guess I could touch on this. Has anyone else ever wondered where the idea of these women flying around in the night on …
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I'm not a guy who turns things around really quick - it usually takes me a few weeks to go from movie to here so I'm not really sure when this will post or if this intro will even be relevant any more but Mrs. Film Miasma is out of town so it's just me …
Winter is over! Well, maybe not. Spring is here! Oh wait. Not yet! Maybe? I don't reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyy remember but my grandma (not the Catholic one) (or the Baptist one) (the sperm giver's mom) used to tell me that this is the time of year when we kind of hope it stays cold and snowy because, …
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GEEEEEEEEEZ - has it really been over ten years since this came out? I remember on the old site, a lot of people hated this. I don't remember if it was just because it was made by Ti West (which seems to come to mind as a common theme back then) (which I never got …
I've always found that it's harder to write about the things you like - because it's more fun to come out and dog a piece of work for being a piece of shit - and, I suppose for me, it's rare to come across something I actually do like any more. This is one of …
oh god damn how I hate this movie. I can't stress how much I hate the pretentiousness this movie oozes. I hate the colors, I hate the constant staring. I hate the acting, I hate the score, I hate the costumes and I hate that a ton of people love this (or did at least …
Here are some of the initial reactions from around the HQ area when this was rented: Film Miasma: Wow. I didn't see that coming. Mrs Film Miasma: And that's why you don't honk at people (affectionate term of endearment)!!Film Miasma: Well that lady was being a complete dick and she can just get out of …
I don't know what's harder - or more time consuming - watching a movie and finding the time to try and write something good stinking crap decent words about it or having to make my own 'landscape' posters for these older movies for the featured images at the top of this theme. I didn't make …
The other day of the other week, on one of my COVID remote work days, I sat down on my lunch hour with - of all things - a bowl of beans to eat (nutritious!) and turned on the TV to start something I could finish later, which is about how it goes for me …
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