Remember the old days when you only had a couple of ways to watch something? (Many of you may not). There was the video store, local TV and maybe some cable or old timey satellite if you were lucky. Then we got Netflix DVDs and some streaming and iTunes was new. And improved! and gave …
(the casual or discerning reader might be careful with this post) Once upon a time a man (or woman) was sitting in a cave there minding their own business when this thing crawled on them and he or she went UNK UNK INKIM OOM OOK OMK and touched it and the spider bit them and …
Bitch Slap. That movie that came out on DVD back when you had to upconvert DVDs to HD. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?! The barbarity. The movie that came out when you had to rent DVDs. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?? A lost time. Do you remember when they started using screens again and just photo-ing the …
Continue reading bitch slap (2009): green screens, decolletage and kevin sorbo’s head
For this piece I'm going to try and write this entire thing without using the letter E (lower or upper). In this coming of age story - well oops I fucked that up. In The Last Matinee, a youngish girl gives her grandpa some relief by sitting in the projection booth of an old theater …
When I first heard about this thing I had no interest in ever seeing it - from the guy who did La La Land (a movie I would presume I'd hate [because I don't like musicals])) even though I like Vrad Pitt and for the most part Margo Robbie so I never watched it because …
In my limited view, to make a lot of organisms that can do certain things we call living, it requires something to come around and fertilize a seed. I’m not as stupid as I might say and know that isn’t the case for everything but for the purposes of today’s piece we’ll concentrate on something …
I started watching this thing when it first came out so over a year ago and it was so uninteresting that I quit it one night and really forgot about it until I was finishing up some ‘continue watchings’ so my OCD would shut the fuck up and there was this thing just sitting there …
[insert The Matrix joke here, watch as your friends and random readers die laughing at your hysterical wit] [and charm] [and good looking facial features that cause other people’s bodies to perfume themselves in attraction] HAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS, RIGHT???!! OH GODDAMN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!! The Oracle!!! Christ!! Crap!! That’s funnier than when I got drunk and tied …
How do I start off this piece about this strange movie? Do I say: OMFG! THISWASBALLSOUTAWESOME! Because it wasn’t really but I thought it was very pleasing and I liked several of the things they did in here. Do I need to remind anyone who dares to come here that I like movies like The …
I feel like every time I talk about a movie like this I have to start off with some disclaimer like: “I’m no student of film” or “what the fuck do you mean by ‘cinema” or “I hate uppity preposterous shit” or “I’d rather hurt myself than watch that [enter academy award nominated movie]” or …
Continue reading the police are blundering in the dark (1975)
eric undead 