A couple of months before I started trying to write this piece, I threatened harangued mortified The Reader made the comment that one of the reasons I changed the name of this place was to take the “film” specification out of the title so I could blather on piss about drive you crazy keep my …
Part iii in the book of the bad nuns? 3 right? let me go check my library. Yes, "that’s correct my child” blesses my priest, anointing me with the blood of the savior. “Be saved.” He splashes me with blessed water. It burns my skin. “Be CLEANED!” He yells. “BE WASHED!” I’m not really sure …
Have you ever made a student film? Have you ever made a student film about the making of a student film? Have you ever been to North Carolina? Have you ever randomly played peek a boo and hide and seek at a run down building in the middle of a travel scene? Have you ever …
The Girls in the Hood are Always Hard Part 2: St Agatha set back in the 50s where a knocked up lady goes to live with some nuns in an old house with fancy wallpaper. She don't have no money and no place to go so these ladies of the cloth will take her in …
At some point in my life and the life of this place I took it upon myself I subjected myself I pissed on my own grave I tried to jump the Snake River Canyon and my parachute caught on fire I paid for my Shames by watching all of the Children of the Corn movies …
Someone might remember that I teased this concept / theme / exciting news several posts ago, or maybe not, who knows but my first movie into this nun project is some kind of mixture of carbonated horse pis - wait - no. “Tell me about your butthole,” says the psychologist, whispering, eyeing you. No that’s …
How do I start this? “TD1” (see how lazy I am?) is really one of my favorite seasons of non movie theater film-ing ever. It’s real, it’s dirty, it’s arcane and the flippy floppy way they show how everything that happened was done super well. Like hey man I LOVED it. Season two had no …
Just look at that terrible poster and that’s not even one I did myself. Well, I did the landscape one for my WordPress theme but not the blue and white one above. Is that hallway supposed to be a guy’s mouth? No offense to anyone really but that looks pretty uh um not my favorite. …
I am not at all afraid to come out here and tell you I’m dumb and maybe I am or maybe I’m not but if you think so that’s ok and it won’t hurt my feelings because at least I try. So - are you old enough to remember the IMDB message boards? How about …
I can’t remember if I’d heard about this movie before? I feel like I remember it from when I was a kid but I feel like I wouldn’t have watched it because I was still in the throes of my Baptist and Catholic parents so The Exorcist was evil and vile and disgusting and Most …
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