A terrible load of Christmas bung!
A terrible load of Christmas bung!
The British fool Eric Undead again with another shit movie!
HO HO HO HO HO HO WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT THIS WAS!
Eric Undead mistakes actress for someone else!
Woman loses car keys in her own shoe!
Drunk man shits pants, fights vampires!
An amazing epic of incredible scope! And ancient gods! And the P.E.N.I.S!
You will not be saved by the god Plutonium!
Man finishes! Woman runs away barefoot!
Wrong Turn 1’s flappity old grandpa recalls his youth!