At some point in the past in, I think, Wales, a man is accused of stealing something and stuck on a cross out in a field where crows eat his eyeballs and he starves to death - or so we’re told in the opening sequence write-over that had zero chance of ever making this movie …
Continue reading bride of scarecrow (2018) disgusting thing made of hay takes a lover!
I remember watching this movie on videotape back when I lived with my mom - I remember me and the boys were watching it for the horror aspect of it but also for the big Tawny Kitaen shower scene - because we were in our teens and no one had seen anything like that in …
Continue reading witchboard (1986): hardened construction worker learns how to love
Not that I ever do but I haven't done much any research on this thing and I don't know if this is well liked or not but I thought this was really sucky and man what a big step backwards here for Hartnett and Shyamalan. Maybe people love it and I am wrong as usual …
When we were in our late teens and early 20s we would go illegally buy beer and “wahoo” old tennis balls from the nearby tennis club and then go somewhere and drink beer and play “ home run derby” and see who hit the most balls - say - over that house across the street …
Ti West, we’ve come so far. From House of the Devil to In a Valley of Violence to this. Lest we forget your acting job in You’re Next. It seems you’ve covered the 1970s, the 1990s, the 1850s (maybe?) and now 80s LA. With X, your people were out at a farm making a porn …
Continue reading maxxxine (2024) michelle monaghan rolls down a hill!
Huh. I feel like I regularly start these out by asking a few questions and maybe I should try something new. I don’t want any reader to get tired of me out here and poo poo me away. So what can we do? What can we do? I’ll have to think about this in real …
Continue reading the last horror film (aka fanatic) (1982): sweaty man stalks leggy starlet!
As we round out the year here at eric undead we figured what better way to celebrate - other than running naked down the street like my third grandma used to say I should do - but instead to watch something I once watched over a decade ago and see if I still liked it …
Huh. Since I’m all about honesty and fair play here and everywhere else I guess I can say I don’t get this French movie. I mean I watched it and understand what I saw and the linearness of how things unfolded and everything because I have eyes and short and long term memory and I …
Huh. I. Hmmm. Well. I. The first thoughts that came to mind when I was watching this the other day were “what is this load of bung” but now it’s been a couple of days and the day I’m writing this I’m sitting in a hotel room in a place called Missouri and while this …
My initial reaction to starting this movie was whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat and then huuuuuuuuuuuuh and then I don’t think I’m going to like this and was about to just turn it off and go for something else and then something kind of funny happened so I stuck around and finished it and in my honesty I can’t …
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