When I first started this place my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to recreate a colossal fail we tried years ago on my previous site: a podcast. We recorded it one night and no one smoked anything or drank any beer and we decided to call it I GOT HIGH …
[insert The Matrix joke here, watch as your friends and random readers die laughing at your hysterical wit] [and charm] [and good looking facial features that cause other people’s bodies to perfume themselves in attraction] HAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS, RIGHT???!! OH GODDAMN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!! The Oracle!!! Christ!! Crap!! That’s funnier than when I got drunk and tied …
One day I had a day off all to myself and decided to actually rent a new movie and lie there on the couch and watch it with my dogs and maybe fall asleep if I felt the need and all of that so I watched maybe 15 trailers and decided on this one which …
Coming hot on the tails of the less than fun or interesting The Seventh Day, Amazon figured I'd like this movie, I guess because I liked the last one so fucking much and Alexa cares about me. I do sometimes ask her why she hates me and she normally says I seem like a nice …
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSS!!! Boy did I get that picture wrong! I stink! And it's not even in my native English! I double stink! Guess what?? So does the movie in the title of this post! It stunk all the way around! A week or so ago before I started writing this it was the July 4 holiday …
Continue reading movies about possessed people and shit: the seventh day (2021)
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