Well. I’m surprised I’ve never seen this before - this has all the potential epicness of a cheap late 70s slasher with sketchy acting, always and hopefully a middle aged man with an English accent, an Indian burial ground complete with relics, pop top beers and skinny dipping teens that are legal and older than …
Here’s some backstory on how I got myself roped into this. One week I was left on my own to tend to things. On the first night of my five day bachelorness I made some pork chops and sat down to eat them and promptly jacked up the WiFi on the dining room area tv. …
Arcadian. Arcadian… Arcadia. Hmmmm. *Adjusts glasses. *Consults The Eric Undead Record of Things. *Goes for a walk and sits on a park bench admiring nature. *Itches various parts of body. *Returns to desk and takes ink pen in hand. *Transcribes thoughts. Remember when you were a heavy one after another chain smoker lighting new ones …
As we round out the year here at eric undead we figured what better way to celebrate - other than running naked down the street like my third grandma used to say I should do - but instead to watch something I once watched over a decade ago and see if I still liked it …
That's a real word - I looked it up! I don't know if my mind will turn to putting a picture of the lady covered in snails in this post but who ever knows what's going to happen here but there's an extended scene in this one where a lady is covered in snails from …
Continue reading aenigma (1987) – how is your molluscophobia?
When Amazon first started recommending this for me to watch I was sure I’d seen it before - a cult classic - it is described - about some kid seeing something awful in some mirror and I really thought I knew it but in the end I guess I didn’t and now I’ve seen a …
I think this is called The Outing on IMDB - fyi Is this about that lamp that your mom gave you a few years ago for Christmas and asked you and texted you about it every day for three weeks asking how much you liked it and where did you put it and how well …
Bowling! How many times out here have I related my enjoyment of a movie to whether or not I would go bowling with it? or take it out for some bowling alley nachos? Or some bowling alley pitchers of warm beer? I can tell you that it’s been quite a few times because I’ve always …
When I first started watching this I thought to myself ‘boy I hope I don’t hate David Dastmalchian too much” and then I didn’t and one day at work I was talking to this lady who also likes movies and I said the same thing and she was all “why don’t you like him?” and …
A nun shouts profanely! She throws food! Does she bare all? No! This isn’t that kind of movie! She’s tied down despite my last sentence! She’s pissed as shit! Elsewhere, a timid looking fellow approaches an older, curly haired man wearing a priest outfit. The man with the perm is watering flowers, the younger man …
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