Bowling! How many times out here have I related my enjoyment of a movie to whether or not I would go bowling with it? or take it out for some bowling alley nachos? Or some bowling alley pitchers of warm beer? I can tell you that it’s been quite a few times because I’ve always …
When I first started watching this I thought to myself ‘boy I hope I don’t hate David Dastmalchian too much” and then I didn’t and one day at work I was talking to this lady who also likes movies and I said the same thing and she was all “why don’t you like him?” and …
A nun shouts profanely! She throws food! Does she bare all? No! This isn’t that kind of movie! She’s tied down despite my last sentence! She’s pissed as shit! Elsewhere, a timid looking fellow approaches an older, curly haired man wearing a priest outfit. The man with the perm is watering flowers, the younger man …
I remember - i don’t know if I’m right or not which is probably true about a lot but I remember when this came out that I don’t think a lot of people liked it. Note: I don’t really look at IMDB any more so I got this good or bad intel from some of …
Is this a movie about that final summer you spent in California back when you graduated high school and before college and before seriously having to work for a living to pay rent? Back when you were young and could actually do something like take two months off of work and real responsibilities and just …
I feel like I’ve been dogging on Eli Roth for most of my life and it all started when he tried to do acting in Inglorious Basterds. I liked Cabin Fever except for the parts he was in and liked Hostel except for his part but then I B came out and I started a …
Have you ever made a student film? Have you ever made a student film about the making of a student film? Have you ever been to North Carolina? Have you ever randomly played peek a boo and hide and seek at a run down building in the middle of a travel scene? Have you ever …
The Girls in the Hood are Always Hard Part 2: St Agatha set back in the 50s where a knocked up lady goes to live with some nuns in an old house with fancy wallpaper. She don't have no money and no place to go so these ladies of the cloth will take her in …
I can’t remember if I’d heard about this movie before? I feel like I remember it from when I was a kid but I feel like I wouldn’t have watched it because I was still in the throes of my Baptist and Catholic parents so The Exorcist was evil and vile and disgusting and Most …
Suitable. Flesh. Suitable. Flesh. Flesh. Suit. Suitable. Flesh. *drums fingers* *looks at clock* *rubs the back of neck* *inhales deeply* Remember when you lived with those two guys over there off 45th - remember the one I mentioned out here before where the guy spontaneously combusted out there by the grill and you didn’t know …
eric undead 