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Category: AT LEAST THEY TRIED

frightmare aka the horror star (1983)

On May 5, 2025May 4, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED6 Comments

Normally when I see the Troma skyline come across the beginning of the movie I generally just skip it. They’re not really things I like, such as my indifference to soccer or hockey, life will go on without them. I guess this popped up because of that Fanatic movie I watched with sweaty Joe Spinell …

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smile 2 (2024)

On March 31, 2025March 27, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED20 Comments

Smile 2 is upon us in the you don’t have to pay to see it aside from the normal subscriptions you already pay dearly for and this time the smile thing that takes over your body actually beams to you from your tv or tablet or phone or laptop or pedestal and monitor or that …

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sweet sixteen (1983)

On February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED14 Comments

Well. I’m surprised I’ve never seen this before - this has all the potential epicness of a cheap late 70s slasher with sketchy acting, always and hopefully a middle aged man with an English accent, an Indian burial ground complete with relics, pop top beers and skinny dipping teens that are legal and older than …

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(she was) the deputy’s wife (2021)

On January 27, 2025January 27, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED9 Comments

Here’s some backstory on how I got myself roped into this. One week I was left on my own to tend to things. On the first night of my five day bachelorness I made some pork chops and sat down to eat them and promptly jacked up the WiFi on the dining room area tv. …

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arcadian (2024)

On January 6, 2025January 5, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED13 Comments

Arcadian. Arcadian… Arcadia. Hmmmm. *Adjusts glasses. *Consults The Eric Undead Record of Things. *Goes for a walk and sits on a park bench admiring nature. *Itches various parts of body. *Returns to desk and takes ink pen in hand. *Transcribes thoughts. Remember when you were a heavy one after another chain smoker lighting new ones …

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alyce kills (2011)

On December 30, 2024January 9, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED, NOT MY FAVORITE23 Comments

As we round out the year here at eric undead we figured what better way to celebrate - other than running naked down the street like my third grandma used to say I should do - but instead to watch something I once watched over a decade ago and see if I still liked it …

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aenigma (1987) – how is your molluscophobia?

On November 18, 2024November 17, 2024 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED12 Comments

That's a real word - I looked it up! I don't know if my mind will turn to putting a picture of the lady covered in snails in this post but who ever knows what's going to happen here but there's an extended scene in this one where a lady is covered in snails from …

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the boogey man (1980)

On November 11, 2024January 10, 2025 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED8 Comments

When Amazon first started recommending this for me to watch I was sure I’d seen it before - a cult classic - it is described - about some kid seeing something awful in some mirror and I really thought I knew it but in the end I guess I didn’t and now I’ve seen a …

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the lamp (1987)

On October 14, 2024October 13, 2024 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED6 Comments

I think this is called The Outing on IMDB - fyi Is this about that lamp that your mom gave you a few years ago for Christmas and asked you and texted you about it every day for three weeks asking how much you liked it and where did you put it and how well …

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last night at terrace lanes (2024)

On October 7, 2024October 5, 2024 By eric undeadIn AT LEAST THEY TRIED10 Comments

Bowling! How many times out here have I related my enjoyment of a movie to whether or not I would go bowling with it? or take it out for some bowling alley nachos? Or some bowling alley pitchers of warm beer? I can tell you that it’s been quite a few times because I’ve always …

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