(There is a NSFW picture in this post) Today I am introducing a new feature that hopefully I don’t have to invoke very often but it is the Eric Undead Crucible of ShameTM where my body might need purification after sitting through something I found very unpleasant. And I don’t mean unpleasant like it was …
Continue reading the eric undead crucible of shame: house of screaming glass (2024)
Longlegs, you son of a bitch, I had such hopes for you. I unashamedly love Nic Cage and Maika Monroe can really wet my whistle and in general I think Oz Perkins makes sound movies (I quite liked Gretel and Hansel) and the blurbs and bites made this sound like it was going to scare …
When we were in our late teens and early 20s we would go illegally buy beer and “wahoo” old tennis balls from the nearby tennis club and then go somewhere and drink beer and play “ home run derby” and see who hit the most balls - say - over that house across the street …
Here’s some backstory on how I got myself roped into this. One week I was left on my own to tend to things. On the first night of my five day bachelorness I made some pork chops and sat down to eat them and promptly jacked up the WiFi on the dining room area tv. …
Ti West, we’ve come so far. From House of the Devil to In a Valley of Violence to this. Lest we forget your acting job in You’re Next. It seems you’ve covered the 1970s, the 1990s, the 1850s (maybe?) and now 80s LA. With X, your people were out at a farm making a porn …
Continue reading maxxxine (2024) michelle monaghan rolls down a hill!
Huh. I feel like I regularly start these out by asking a few questions and maybe I should try something new. I don’t want any reader to get tired of me out here and poo poo me away. So what can we do? What can we do? I’ll have to think about this in real …
Continue reading the last horror film (aka fanatic) (1982): sweaty man stalks leggy starlet!
Arcadian. Arcadian… Arcadia. Hmmmm. *Adjusts glasses. *Consults The Eric Undead Record of Things. *Goes for a walk and sits on a park bench admiring nature. *Itches various parts of body. *Returns to desk and takes ink pen in hand. *Transcribes thoughts. Remember when you were a heavy one after another chain smoker lighting new ones …
As we round out the year here at eric undead we figured what better way to celebrate - other than running naked down the street like my third grandma used to say I should do - but instead to watch something I once watched over a decade ago and see if I still liked it …
I’ve never heard of this thing so I felt obligated to take a picture of this with the title on it. That’s not to say that I’ve heard of everything or something like that because in general I don’t know anything and no one tells me nothin but I guess I thought this was Don’t …
Continue reading christmas evil (or) you better watch out (1980)
I’ve been reading but haven’t done one of these in a while so here goes. Mi mi mi mi cough cough ahem ahem When I was traveling to New Jersey (that forsaken hole) I would fly in and over New York and see the Statue of Liberty and that was real nice and fun and …
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