Woman loses car keys in her own shoe!
Author: eric undead
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An amazing epic of incredible scope! And ancient gods! And the P.E.N.I.S!
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You will not be saved by the god Plutonium!
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Man finishes! Woman runs away barefoot!
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Now saving towns from vampires: Eric Undead.
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Man in tank top humps the beach!
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Kissy kissy don’t be a sissy!
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