Recently I was writing about something, The Howling if you keep track, and started thinking about Jenny Agutter which got me thinking about this and that and other things and then this movie. When I started this new blog I vowed never to run any contests or set deadlines for myself and then, internally, to …
X... back in the old blog days - back when people use to go out and comment on shit all day and we'd have lively discussions about shit (whatever happened to that community?) (when I came back and started this new blog I went out searching for other horror places and commented on their shit …
SPOILERS SPOILERS Well shit. I feel like the first trailer for this excellent and creepy AF looking movie came out at my old job - like maybe in 2018 or so? It looked so bad ass and maybe we’d get something sooooooo good for the first time in a long time and was this by …
Have you ever been to a scarehouse? I haven’t but I don’t think it’s called that where I live. If it’s the same thing I’m think of based on what I saw in this moving picture, those are called haunted houses over here and yes I’ve been in one, even though they usually don’t actually …
When I embarked on this great adventure, I really thought I'd seen this thing. In '88 I still lived with my mom and while I did have my own room I slept out on the couch where I could watch TV all night because those were the days and the one I had in my …
the movie poster is so stupid i couldn't take it so here’s some inviting lips .. I think this technically goes by the name Penetration Angst but a week or so ago I checked my spam comments and deleted a hundred of those offering me private account details and cialis and asking me out on …
Have you ever gone to Boredom City? How about Yawn Park? This Is So Uninteresting I Want To Harm Myself Town? I’ve Rarely Seen Anything So Agonizingly Slow Villas? Have you booked a trip to sail away from Port Shitpants Nothing? Always remember to fly the friendly skies on Muscle Atrophy Airlines! ♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♫ Be sure …
I've always been a big Clint Eastwood fan. I feel like I've grown up with him and he's like a family member somehow and maybe he’s my uncle who gives me beer and let’s me smoke cigarettes and look at his dirty stag magazines while my dad is off praying and shit and thinking up …
In my life I have never claimed to be quick at anything - I'm slow and deliberate and take my time to decide what to do and what the consequences will be because I don't want to get yelled at and would rather do it right the first time than sit around on constant conference …
I'm going to come out and say this here at the start - this movie isn't any good. It's really not and while I watched this by myself I kept asking myself what just happened because either the editing was that bad or there was no continuity or they were just filming shit to get …
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