How do I start off this piece about this strange movie? Do I say: OMFG! THISWASBALLSOUTAWESOME! Because it wasn’t really but I thought it was very pleasing and I liked several of the things they did in here. Do I need to remind anyone who dares to come here that I like movies like The …
I feel like every time I talk about a movie like this I have to start off with some disclaimer like: “I’m no student of film” or “what the fuck do you mean by ‘cinema” or “I hate uppity preposterous shit” or “I’d rather hurt myself than watch that [enter academy award nominated movie]” or …
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I really struggled with what to name this piece. What I used or “The Cocaine Bear and Friends Variety Hour”. I struggled with whether or not you would be looking at this during a job interview or maybe even a parole hearing so I didn’t want the word ‘cocaine’ flying across your screen like some …
I like that poster - for one I think it’s very modern, meaning re- released with a new poster maybe, or it seems so compared to the other things I saw when I went looking for one. A lady in black and white, holding a book! Is she reading it or looking at the waiter …
I’ve been having some real trouble figuring out how to start this piece and then I was driving to work today and it hit me. Yay for me! I was listening to a radio station called ‘hair nation’ which plays a bunch of 80s and 90s rock - which I like a lot of but …
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One day I had a day off all to myself and decided to actually rent a new movie and lie there on the couch and watch it with my dogs and maybe fall asleep if I felt the need and all of that so I watched maybe 15 trailers and decided on this one which …
feet. armpits. a couple of mustachioed men balancing on top of each other, skull to skull. loud germans - do you like these things? I would like the balancing guys but I really didn’t like this movie even if only one of those things really show up in here - the loud Germans part. Maybe …
I want to just say this right now that I thought this movie was good fun and I liked it. I wish that they had left out the last four or five minutes but hey, it's their script and not mine so *shrugs* Now - where do we go from here? Actually, I need to …
This came out 20 years ago?? *dies* Jeez. What were you doing 20 years ago? We had just bought our house. I was starting a new career that I’m no longer in - the unbelievably exciting work of telephone numbers. My first cat was still with me. I smoked. I put blond highlights in my …
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