Happy New Year! Whee! Here’s to only great movies with excellent lighting!! Good riddance to bad rubbish like me old grandma used to say. Good things and good times! Whoo! Heres an excerpt from a conversation I had recently: “I watched VHS 85 last weekend.”“Was it any good?”“No. No not at all.”“Why did you watch …
**this is a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first-ish post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all (and, traditionally, not a good piece of writing), I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using …
How do I start this thing off right? In this thing a guy named Briskett gets lured to this good looking blond's family's house for Christmas dinner. Not surprisingly ----> they plan on eating him! WOO!! YES!! Score! Fuck yeah soldier! Rack em up and let's play again! Gimme some ribs! Air thrust air thrust! …
Yeah. Well. Poop. I mean. Yeah. I - have you -. Hmmm. I suppose every movie is someone’s favorite movie, right? The person that made it? The person that got their big break? The person that had to act like he or she is a smoker for that outside on the porch shot? The person …
By my tally I started this place about three years ago this month and I’ve enjoyed doing Christmas shit out here. I still haven’t saved enough money to actually manufacture and sell Film Miasma Christmas Cheer merch but I’m sure one day my ship will come in, right? One thing that I have cracked myself …
In honor of Thanksgiving - I present to you something about eating things, because that’s what Thanksgiving is about, right? Does anyone remember when the Germans went around eating everyone? Remember there were about four decades there after the last big war where this was a real problem and - in true Steven “Hey Man …
Huh. Well. It seems like a lot of people really like this movie. Of course, I just watched it and it just came out and I write so slow that it will probably take two months to publish this thing but this place gives me a chance to do some writing and try to keep …
Let's just start this of honestly - I didn't love it. I wanted to, but I didn't. As much as I like Cage, I thought he was too hammy in this one which wasn't helped by a strange appearance he did on some talk show I never watch where he was acting uppity and wanted …
Continue reading i eat bugs and rip your arms off. i’m renfield.
Uh. I got really lucky recently - I kind of liked The Oracle and then I liked The Falling and lovely Amazon suggested another movie starting with the word “The” that they thought I’d like and it was this one and lightning didn’t strike for a third time. I am willing to bet that some …
I doubt the idea behind this post will work, mainly because I’m so lazy and slow but we’ll try and see what happens here in a sec and see if I can’t get this done by Halloween, if at all. But first a quick intro: Cobweb is a horror I saw people talking about on …
Continue reading cobweb (2023) – a film miasma halloween special
eric undead 