Drunk man shits pants, fights vampires!
Drunk man shits pants, fights vampires!
Let's just start this of honestly - I didn't love it. I wanted to, but I didn't. As much as I like Cage, I thought he was too hammy in this one which wasn't helped by a strange appearance he did on some talk show I never watch where he was acting uppity and wanted …
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OOOF. Yikes. Arf. Bloop blort plop. This one was tough to get through. A real stinker you might say if you were old like me. Shite. Bollocks. Bag of puke. Douchebag. Anus McManus. The Rectum. A very poorly executed piece of work. A poor decision to make this one. Do you remember in the early …