While I normally spend a few days writing, spellchecking and adding commas to my shitty intros to my crappy posts, I HAVE to get this out of the way now, before I forget I found it or before I forget where I was going with my brains. Here: OK - that's over with. Now I …
OOOF. Yikes. Arf. Bloop blort plop. This one was tough to get through. A real stinker you might say if you were old like me. Shite. Bollocks. Bag of puke. Douchebag. Anus McManus. The Rectum. A very poorly executed piece of work. A poor decision to make this one. Do you remember in the early …
When I embarked on this great adventure, I really thought I'd seen this thing. In '88 I still lived with my mom and while I did have my own room I slept out on the couch where I could watch TV all night because those were the days and the one I had in my …
WOW - this movie really stunk. And before you silently judge me, it's not because there were no boobs - there were a few sets of them - they were man boobs and it's not because of that. I AM a man who likes the female figure - I do - I have my whole …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 7: slumber party massacre (2021)
You know what's irritating? If you're going to look this up, it's listed as a TV show in Hulu's In The Dark series , so you have to go dig around to find out the year it was actually released to go into your big time title of your post. Know what else? NO ONE …
This thing popped up one day as something I'd like to watch - presumably because I searched for drive-in movies - underneath the title were the words 'cult classic' and 'abel ferrara' followed by (or maybe before) the numbers '1981'. I will say that I was put off by those words as well as those …
Well folks. I'm sure you know already but it's the end of the year and - while I'm not a part of any apocalypse cults that worship the magical turning of the calendar, here at Film Miasma, we value everyone except for those unbearable piece of shit fucks who hurt animals so, while I could …
Here we are and it's inching closer and closer to Halloween - I'm sure nobody even noticed or registered or cared or remembered that I'm working on a big post for the 31st. And, even if I do get it finished, it looks like it might be even longer than my usual shit so, if …
Let’s just start by saying that, aside from having the greatest titles I’ve ever seen – The Thingy is a miserable Belgian movie that is absolutely NOT fun at all and if I had that bazooka I’ve wanted for years to use on stupid automobile drivers, I would kablow this fucking thing right now and …
Did you catch what I did there in the title of this post? Did you? HMM? I'll let it in sink if for a minute before I continue. I would never at all consider myself to be a smart one but I think that's called an "acrostic'. Maybe. I think. The image above is from …
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